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05-04-2006, 08:33 AM
Cut Stress in 5 Minutes (http://health.msn.com/menshealth/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100135009>)
by Duane Swierczynski, Men's Health; Illustration by Steve Brodner
Men's Health
Losing your hair. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=style&category=grooming&conitem=f4f999edbbbd201099edbbbd2010cfe793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Into.Thin.Hair) We're at a point in evolution when our bodies have decided, You know what? The furry stuff on top of our heads? Not really useful. Women know this. They look at Ed Harris and think, That guy has evolved.
What your father-in-law thinks of you. She married you because you're either just like him or his polar opposite. Either way, you're covered.
How cool your job is. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Be you an oyster shucker or a hit man, the important thing is that they pay you for having fun.
Your prowess behind the wet bar. You can make 31 kinds of martinis? So what? You're a man, not Baskin-Robbins. All you need is a tumbler and two fingers of scotch. Some ice, if you're taking it easy tonight.
Death. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=doctors.hospitals&conitem=f76f9586946e9010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Hospitals.To.Die.For) It'll be either unremarkable or really cool. If it's the latter, smile as fate cuts you down. Some guys sell their souls to be as cool in life as you'll be in death.
Going to work early. In the words of John D. MacDonald, "The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm."
Perfect attendance. People who take personal and sick days are happier, more rested and in better physical condition to beat the living crap out of people with perfect attendance.
Warping your kids. Keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole and you're ahead of the game.
Being witty. A quiet, knowing smile says "mature wisdom"; a crude joke about Lindsay Lohan says, "I haven't been laid in months."
How much money your colleagues make. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=career.money&conitem=3046f4b4839f9010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Get.A.Bigger.Salary) They probably have smaller penises.
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by Duane Swierczynski, Men's Health; Illustration by Steve Brodner
Men's Health
Losing your hair. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=style&category=grooming&conitem=f4f999edbbbd201099edbbbd2010cfe793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Into.Thin.Hair) We're at a point in evolution when our bodies have decided, You know what? The furry stuff on top of our heads? Not really useful. Women know this. They look at Ed Harris and think, That guy has evolved.
What your father-in-law thinks of you. She married you because you're either just like him or his polar opposite. Either way, you're covered.
How cool your job is. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. Be you an oyster shucker or a hit man, the important thing is that they pay you for having fun.
Your prowess behind the wet bar. You can make 31 kinds of martinis? So what? You're a man, not Baskin-Robbins. All you need is a tumbler and two fingers of scotch. Some ice, if you're taking it easy tonight.
Death. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=health&category=doctors.hospitals&conitem=f76f9586946e9010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Hospitals.To.Die.For) It'll be either unremarkable or really cool. If it's the latter, smile as fate cuts you down. Some guys sell their souls to be as cool in life as you'll be in death.
Going to work early. In the words of John D. MacDonald, "The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm."
Perfect attendance. People who take personal and sick days are happier, more rested and in better physical condition to beat the living crap out of people with perfect attendance.
Warping your kids. Keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole and you're ahead of the game.
Being witty. A quiet, knowing smile says "mature wisdom"; a crude joke about Lindsay Lohan says, "I haven't been laid in months."
How much money your colleagues make. (http://msn.rodale.com/msnrodale.html?url=http://msn.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=career.money&conitem=3046f4b4839f9010VgnVCM200000cee793cd____&cm_mmc=MSN-_-Things.That.Just.Don't.Matter-_-Article-_-Get.A.Bigger.Salary) They probably have smaller penises.
for the rest click link above