Caption this photo of a potential future House Speaker

[DeclinetoState]

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"1. I never blink . . ."

[Jag Wife]

2. "Sit on my finger and I guess your weight."

[Nutrider99]

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I gotta go tinkle!

[Rhino]

And watch how big my eyeballs get if I insert the finger even further!!

[uncommon1]

You wonder why my eyes are so brown? Yours would be too if you were as full of it as I am.

[bannerman]

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"1. I never blink . . ."


Nanoo Nanoo

[DesertFox]

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One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one -- it's the loneliest number since the Number One.

[BuckeyeMike]

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"1. I never blink . . ."

"In fact, I can't blink....damned face lifts have stretched the skin soooo tight......doc says one more and I'll be sporting a split goatee!"

[DeclinetoState]

Those face lifts may have done something to the eyelids, but the cheeks (one of them, at least) are still sunken and there are wrinkles in the forehead. If I were her nip/tuck specialist, I wouldn't put her name on my resume.

[BuckeyeMike]

That knotted up ball of skin at the back of her head ever comes unravelled there's gonna be a lot of damage....sure hope she's sittin' on her side of the aisle when it pops.....take out a LOT of other useless twits.

[Charity]

It's a g-g-g-ghost

[MSGT]

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Please shoot me.

[Foquet]

She looks like she is going through Ponn Farr.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

She looks like she is going through Ponn Farr.

She DOES look rather Vulcan-ish, doesn't she?? :smirky:

[Foquet]

Indeed. And in this case...Kirk can have her. No need to spill green blood over that witch. :moo:

[CzechPrince]

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I AM NOT DOING THIS, TOOOODAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

[DeclinetoState]

Is it just me, or does that pic get more frightening over time?