Sen. Ted Kennedy's Plane Struck By Lightning

[Suzie]

Sen. Ted Kennedy's Plane Struck By Lightning
Saturday, May 13, 2006

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BOSTON — A plane carrying U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Sen. Edward M. Kennedy');) from western Massachusetts (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Massachusetts');) to his home on the coast was struck by lightning Saturday and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said.
MORE HERE (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195392,00.html)

Okay this proves it, he has made a deal with the devil since he is the only surviving son and has had so many near misses it's not even funny anymore, it's just creepy.

[Gonzo67]

What they didn't report is that just after the lightning struck the plane, a loud booming voice coming from outside the plane was heard to say "Damn! Missed again!"

[Foquet]

You would think with all of the methane is his liver, it would have blown up the plane.

Thank God, no one was hurt. I would have preferred the lightning strike had happened when he was disembarking with his suitcase full of Chivas.

[Incident_command]

It wasn't lightning, it was a "laser" Cheney had Haliburton fire at the plane to keep things hush hush. Kennedy is getting close, perhaps to close.:evilgrin:

[DoctorDoom]

Any aircraft big enough to transport that porcine prick should be impervious to little things like lightning.

[Maggie_T]

So that's the reason for the all-invading smell of fried pork. I thought it was the neighbors' cooking.

[Beowulf]

Unfortunately in this case, a properly bonded aircraft will safely absorb a lightning strike. Its a common occurance.

[S-T]

God doesn't miss. He just wanted to give the conservative web reason to have some fun and laugh. With a fat alcoholic like Pervo-Ted, it is divine intervention that he hasn't keeled over long before now. God keeps calling Pervo-Ted to repent, giving him chance after chance...

[Rhino]

Unfortunately in this case, a properly bonded aircraft will safely absorb a lightning strike. Its a common occurance.Yep. Happens every day.

[Foquet]

Somehow, the words, "bonded" and "Ted Kennedy", put together give me the willies.

[The_Elucidator]

Most people would consider that as a wake-up call from God...Not old fat Ted, he will blame Bush and global warming!

[Jag Wife]

At least his mistress had clean underwear waiting for him when he disembarked.

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[DeclinetoState]

Sen. Ted Kennedy's Plane Struck By Lightning
Saturday, May 13, 2006

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BOSTON — A plane carrying U.S. Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Sen. Edward M. Kennedy');) from western Massachusetts (http://javascript<b></b>:siteSearch('Massachusetts');) to his home on the coast was struck by lightning Saturday and had to be diverted to New Haven, Conn., his spokeswoman said.
MORE HERE (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,195392,00.html)

Okay this proves it, he has made a deal with the devil since he is the only surviving son and has had so many near misses it's not even funny anymore, it's just creepy.

This seems so terribly wrong, especially in the light of this (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12467604/).

[Beowulf]

Somehow, the words, "bonded" and "Ted Kennedy", put together give me the willies.
Why? Am I missing something?

[Maggie_T]

Beo, don't go there. ;)

[DeclinetoState]

Somehow, the words, "bonded" and "Ted Kennedy", put together give me the willies.

It's bonded, not bondage.

:D

[Suzie]

I don't want to know anyone that has "bonded" with him either. :lol:

[DeclinetoState]

I wonder if Mary Jo ever thought she had "bonded" with him . . .

[Suzie]

I wish she could see him now. She would know she isn't missing anything. :(

[DeclinetoState]

I wish she could see him now. She would know she isn't missing anything. :(

Surely you jest! This fine specimen . . . what woman could resist <del>it</del> him?

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Women are dying to meet him . . . wait, that didn't come out right . . . :blush:

[Suzie]

Arrrghgh, I think I am blind. http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/naughty/4.gif

[SmellyFed]

That's a damned shame... that the plane didn't go down.