Nasty Receptionist

[Patriot Heart]

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noted that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly looking woman. She looked rather like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the now very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

[dPrasse]

Good come back !!

[Gonzo67]

Life on the farm is tough:

Little Billy woke up, and ran downstairs, hungry and wanting some breakfast. "Not so fast little man," said his mother. "You need to go get your chores done before you eat."

Well, this upset little Billy, but he was hungry, so it was off to do his chores. Walking out to the barn, he takes the stool and pail and begins milking the cow. When he's finished, he looks around, seeing no one there, he hauls off and gives the cow a good hard kick. Then he takes the milk inside.

Going back out to the pigs, he fills their troughs with slop. Then looking around, seeing no one there, he hauls off and lands a foot right on a pigs ass.

He then makes his way over to the chicken coop. Collecting all the eggs he can find, he places them carefully into the baskets. Then once again, looking around and seeing no one watching, he hauls off with his foot and launches a chicken a good 6 feet in the air.

Taking the eggs into the house he says, "Ok mom, chores are done, I'm ready for breakfast." His mother smiles and sets a bowl of dry cereal in front of him and says "Enjoy."

Little Billy looks at his breakfast, kind of confused and says: "Hey! What happened here? Where's my bacon and Eggs?"

Mom replied: "I saw you kick that pig, and I saw you kick that chicken, no bacon and eggs for you for a month!"

Billy's a bit upset with this, so he looks at his mom and says: "Well, can I at least get some milk for my cereal?"

Mom replied: "Nope, I saw you kick that cow. No milk for a month!"

Just then, Dad stumbles down the stairs, tripping over Billy's skate. In a foul mood, he hauls off and kicks the cat across the kitchen.

Billy looks at his mom and says: "You wanna tell him or should I?"

[dPrasse]

Oh no !!

[Timberwolf]

LOL!!!