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Rhino
05-26-2006, 10:18 AM
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HomeschoolrsRUs
05-26-2006, 10:31 AM
They live next door to me, :smirky:



(I would NEVER say anything bad about my in-laws, no never! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/icon11.gif )

DoctorDoom
05-26-2006, 10:45 AM
And here's their Internet post smilie list:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(_Y_) a butt

(__Y__) a big butt

(__)(__) a "wide load" ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass that's REALLY been around

(_X_) leave my ass alone!

(_-$_) cheap ass

(_) half ass

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_*_) a sore ass loser

(_?_) a dumb ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_#_) taking an ass pounding

()() ass print on a window

( * * ) ass with dimples

(_X X_) a kicked ass

DeclinetoState
05-26-2006, 11:58 AM
(_______________|_______________)

Ted Kennedy's ass

Foquet
05-26-2006, 12:03 PM
(_______________|_______________)

Ted Kennedy's ass

Osama Moore's ass would require about 50,000 keystrokes and there simply is not enough space here to type that many characters, no matter how high the screen resolution.

As for Teddy's ass, he has a couple of bottles of Chivas stored up it, I am sure.

DeclinetoState
05-26-2006, 02:54 PM
Osama Moore's ass would require about 50,000 keystrokes and there simply is not enough space here to type that many characters, no matter how high the screen resolution.

Why do you keep bringing up that miserable failure (http://www.michaelmoore.com/)?

DoctorDoom
05-26-2006, 04:33 PM
Keep whacking! Mikey's website is fourth in the Google list for "miserable failure". Google-bombing works both ways.

DeclinetoState
05-26-2006, 05:33 PM
As for Teddy's ass, he has a couple of bottles of Chivas stored up it, I am sure.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

That's gotta hurt, doesn't it? Then again, he's probably pretty well anesthetized.