Photoshop This... (any takers)

[Wyatt_Junker]

Here are some of her more maniacal poses where she bares her fangs. Very similar to Aliens. There is a second row of teeth unexposed, behind the first.

http://www.gawker.com/news/couric.jpg

http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/parks/uploaded_images/couriclarge2-730005.jpg

I would like her pronounced jaw to be the CAT's new scoop. So we should replace her head with either the bucket on the frontloader or the digger on the backhoe excavator, whichever looks better.

http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C059245&imageType=2

http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C029484&imageType=2

Here are some other alternatives.

http://searchviews.com/archives/couric.jpg

http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C000208&imageType=2

http://cmms.cat.com/cmms/servlet/cat.dcs.cmms.servlet.ImageServlet?imageid=C074512&imageType=2

There are a multitude of ways to go on this. Tons of combos. We are looking for the most natural combination, however, that elicits the best angle for both tractor and Katie's head. One which exploits her severe underbite and how it could potentially be used in a mechanical or commercial setting, if the proper hydraulics and levers were installed into her mandible. The 65 hp Couric Land Mover.

Again, I want to emphasize the hybrid nature of this project, to merge beast with machine. So the photoshop should look somewhat seamless between her neck and the CAT's yellow lift.

Think Isaac Asimov. A cyborg thriller. Get into your sci fi mode and draw from that energy.


PS The only compensation is the pride and satisfaction you receive in seeing your own work.

[Foquet]

I'll see what I can do. She'll probably end up with a backhoe overbite that would put Nosferatu to shame. :evilgrin:

[Wyatt_Junker]

Yes. I am looking forward to your full creative abilities in engineering this hideous cyborg.

[Gonzo67]

TOP SECRET LIBERAL DEFENSE PLANS

http://webpages.charter.net/gonzo367/bitch.jpg


1: Centralized Barton Core Micro-Processor with 2.3 terabytes nano recovery and a self replicating personality matrix. This allows the agent to quickly assess any situation and apply the appropriate liberal responses to any question or criticism.

2: Rayban Ocular Enhancement Modules enable the agent to see through her own bullshit. This keeps her functioning when all others would have long since been blinded by the sheer stupidity of what flows from their sub-standard processor cores.

3: Dynamic Auditory Receptor Units allow the agent to hear the truth above the noise of the rhetoric flowing from her mouth. When used in conjunction with her Centralized Barton Core Micro-Processor, she is able to continuously spew lies even though her Auditory and Ocular receptors are detecting the truth. This makes her a very effective agent indeed.

4: T-3000 Mandible Crushing Units. These "chompers" pack an astounding 32,000 tons of bone crushing pressure. The "teeth" are cobalt reinforced, and coated in a high resin Kevlar fiber colored to "appear" to be enamel. This allows the agent to mimic "harmless smiles" to effectively hide her true purpose from the world. Engineers are still attempting to make the smile appear "less wolf like", we hope to have this minor issue worked out before the unit goes into full mass production.

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6: No tits... we figured, why bother. No one would wanna bang this chick anyway.

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[Foquet]

Gonzo,

All I can say, is how many quatloos is such a creature worth? I am looking to outbid the gambling brains. :grin:

[Wyatt_Junker]

4: T-3000 Mandible Crushing Units. These "chompers" pack an astounding 32,000 tons of bone crushing pressure. The "teeth" are cobalt reinforced, and coated in a high resin Kevlar fiber colored to "appear" to be enamel. This allows the agent to mimic "harmless smiles" to effectively hide her true purpose from the world. Engineers are still attempting to make the smile appear "less wolf like", we hope to have this minor issue worked out before the unit goes into full mass production.


Since I will need to deep rip my land first before the final grade, this will be excellent to clear my spread and loosen the soil. I will run her head right into the decomposed granite, face first.

:evilgrin:

[Wyatt_Junker]

Here's some alternatives. Julia Roberts. Mouth: 38% of entire face.

http://www.thehimalayantimes.com/Aeon/News/2006/04/19/images/20060418161329image%204.jpg

http://www.5in9.com/graphics/julia_roberts_p1.jpg

And Hillary Swank. Look at the freakish maw on her.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/portuguese/especial/images/1639_oscaratriz/5181420_hillary.jpg

[Lestat]

Wyatt, we have a WINNER!!

http://www.aboutfacesentertainers.com/images/caricature/artists/fajkowski_j/fajkowski_j_couric.jpg

[Wyatt_Junker]

ugh...

Missus McToothy should marry Pac Man.

When I see their kids, I will shit molars.

[Teenager]

Wyatt, how is this? BTW, I'm not sure who this lady is. Can someone fill me in?




http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/mountainboy965/couric1.jpg

[Wyatt_Junker]

I like it, but put her head on that CAT's front loader. And open up her maw a bit. Make her jaw retract.

[Teenager]

I like it, but put her head on that CAT's front loader. And open up her maw a bit. Make her jaw retract.


Oooh, I think I know what you mean now... :D

So, who is this lady again?

[Teenager]

VIOLA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/mountainboy965/couric2.jpg

[BuckeyeMike]

Oooh, I think I know what you mean now... :D

So, who is this lady again?

it's Katie effen Couric co-host of the "Today Show" with Matty effen Lauwah.
A complete freakin' Libidiot in every sense of the word.....as is her little fren Matty.

Oh, and she ain't no "lady" by any stretch of the imagination!

[TechnoPrincess]

Such a horrible thing to do to a CAT tractor...

Funny though!!

[Teenager]

it's Katie effen Couric co-host of the "Today Show" with Matty effen Lauwah.
A complete freakin' Libidiot in every sense of the word.....as is her little fren Matty.

Oh, and she ain't no "lady" by any stretch of the imagination!

Oh, I wouldn't know cuz I never watch that show...:grin:

[Wyatt_Junker]

VIOLA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/mountainboy965/couric2.jpg


Puuuurfect.

[BuckeyeMike]

Oh, I wouldn't know cuz I never watch that show...:grin:

Ya ain't missin' nuthin' .....'cept maybe the occasional involuntary regurgitation, and the sudden and frequent urge to 12 GA your TeeVee set!

[Gonzo67]

Don't forget the 12 point per minute involuntary drop in your IQ while watcing...

[Gonzo67]

Try sitting in a doctors office waiting room with this piece of shit on the television... you can actually SEE the other patients getting dumber.

[Foquet]

Wyatt,

Sorry I missed the competition. Between 20 things popping on my radar the last dew days, site and hardware wise. I had no time for the Perky Back-Ho.

Great work by everyone here. :grin:

[Wyatt_Junker]

I'll catch you next month.

[Foquet]

I pray that it is not a Hillary PS job? There are only so many penises that can be shown on a forum without getting yelled at by the Trans-Gendered Society.