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dajoga
06-01-2006, 09:16 PM
Sigh! Hitler was born too soon-

Leann Mischel, a Pennsylvania college professor, was ready to have a second child. And she wanted the new baby to have the same father her son did. The problem was that Mischel had no idea who he was: The father of her son was “Donor 401” at a sperm bank. And the bank had sold out of Donor 401’s genetic material.

But Mischel was in luck. As the Washington Post put it, Carla Schouten, another sperm-bank mother from San Jose, had “the gift of a lifetime for Mischel”—“an extra vial of the father’s sperm chilling in her doctor’s refrigerator.” She gave it to Mischel, who used it to father her second child..(snip)..the man who fathered the babies of Leann Mischel and Carla Schouten, and of nine other women, is 6-foot-4, good at sports, has a master’s degree, and is of German descent. It all sounds a bit like the plot of a creepy novel—one that involves neo-Nazis trying to spread the seeds of a new “Master Race.”



more (http://www.breakpoint.org/listingarticle.asp?ID=2372&zbrandid=420&zidType=CH&zid=707190&zsubscriberId=93200494):hissyfit:

DesertFox
06-01-2006, 09:24 PM
That's why I never put my sperm on the market. It just wouldn't do to be responsible for several million women being pregnant.

Wolfcounsel
06-01-2006, 09:38 PM
...the man who fathered the babies of Leann Mischel and Carla Schouten, and of nine other women, is 6-foot-4, good at sports, has a master’s degree, and is of German descent. --from dajoga's link

And the clowns who want to get impregnated with this clown's sperm actually believe they will give birth to the same types of kids.

HomeschoolrsRUs
06-01-2006, 10:22 PM
And the clowns who want to get impregnated with this clown's sperm actually believe they will give birth to the same types of kids.

Well, to be honest that thought is not as concerning to me, as Leann Mischel's son and Carla Schouten's daughter (or another daughter of one of the OTHER recipients of his "genetic material) someday meeting and having a child together.

Gonzo67
06-01-2006, 10:48 PM
DONOR 401 FOUND!

Donor 401 filled out his application describing himself as:

"6-foot-4, good at sports, has a master’s degree, and is of German descent."

He forgot to mention he's Dyslexic, and it SHOULD have read 4 foot 6. Here's the picture the clinic has on file of Mr. 401:

http://webpages.charter.net/gonzo367/donor401.jpg

I KNOW they're eager to get their sperm now!

Foquet
06-01-2006, 10:52 PM
One thing about midgets.......they deliver when it comes to penis size. :crazy:

Or so they say. Egads!

DeclinetoState
06-02-2006, 01:19 AM
And if they commit any sex crimes in Nebraska, they may not even get prison time.

dajoga
06-02-2006, 01:11 PM
Well, to be honest that thought is not as concerning to me, as Leann Mischel's son and Carla Schouten's daughter (or another daughter of one of the OTHER recipients of his "genetic material) someday meeting and having a child together.

Good point, HRUs--maybe we need a law that the kids middle name has to be his/her sperm donor # to identify step-siblings and prevent unintentional "incest."

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