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DesertFox
06-04-2006, 01:54 PM
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

"I think you're the father of one of my kids."

His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???"

"Actually, I'm your son's math teacher."

Rhino
06-22-2006, 07:59 AM
Ouch!

PaulRevere
06-22-2006, 08:42 AM
vegetable abuse jokes are not funny!

Timberwolf
06-22-2006, 03:33 PM
Rule #1) Do NOT volunteer information...ASK questions.
Rule #2) See Rule #1.