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Large_Al
03-28-2003, 05:19 AM
BEST LAWYER STORY

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
then insured them against fire among other things.

Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the
lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small
fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the
man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars
were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire,
without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was
obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company
accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the
rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!!

With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00
fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.

Timberwolf
03-30-2003, 11:47 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

WooHoo!! Too bad he didn't get a year and have to pay $10,000 on each count!!

JonECat
04-29-2003, 07:31 PM
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You can't MAKE that stuff up!!!

ThomasMore
05-26-2003, 12:07 AM
I loved the story too...

Then, like a fool, I had to check it out with Snopes. They sez somebody did make it up. Cigarson (http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/cigarson.htm)