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Pendragon_6
06-19-2006, 10:29 AM
55 Guardsmen Decrease Mexican Border Infiltration 21% in 10 Days
by Mac Johnson
Jun 19, 2006


How many illegal aliens does it take to change a light bulb? AY CHIHUAHUA! The National Guard is coming, change it yourself!!!

That pretty much summarizes what was undoubtedly the most important news story of the last week, a report that was all but buried by the mainstream media. While the press continues to pretend that the real central story in the ongoing illegal immigration debate remains in Congress, where the liberal Senate amnesty bill just had its feeding tube removed by House Speaker Dennis Hastert (R.-Ill.), a miracle has taken place in the deserts of the Southwest.

Total detentions of aliens attempting to sneak across the Mexican border have plummeted an unimaginable 21% in the first 10 days of June compared to the same period last year. This drop occurs at a time when enforcement efforts are at a recent high, due to political concerns, and reflects a precipitous drop in total attempted border crossings. According to an Associated Press report, Jorge Vazquez, a director of “Grupo Beta,” an agency funded by the Mexican government and that works to aid and abet Mexicans seeking to enter the United States illegally, his agents have seen a similar drop in traffic on his side of the border.

The shocking drop-off in human smuggling is attributed to one factor: the arrival of the National Guard on the border. That’s quite an accomplishment for just 55 guardsmen, who did not even arrive until June 3 and are working entirely in support roles with the Border Patrol. What has really stemmed the tide is just the idea that troops are coming to the border—a fact that has found widespread exaggeration in the Mexican media.


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HUMAN EVENTS (http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=15624)

Riverboat
06-19-2006, 12:23 PM
Q - How many illegal aliens does it take to change a light bulb?
A - AY CHIHUAHUA! The National Guard is coming, change it yourself!!!

Tee-hee! I like that one. I googled up some more and came up with the following answers to the same question:

Ten. The first nine will not understand the directive to replace the bulb because you gave it in English.

None, the democrats would be tripping over themselves to help the poor soul that is only trying to provide for his family

Only one. But, you will have to pay cash and not ask any questions.

20 that's how many live in one house

I came across this one, but it has nothing to do with illegal immigration. Well, it has some connection.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...