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EveningStar
06-22-2006, 10:34 AM
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - Taller than the fabled Colossus of Rhodes in ancient Greece but not quite as high as the Statue of Liberty in New York City, a giant monument to human health is springing up in the Dutch town Oegstgeest...

"There is the Uterus Theatre, where you will view the moment of conception, viewed from within the body," she said...
More (http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/060621/K062122U.html)

Lubbock
06-22-2006, 10:41 AM
" . . . the Uterus Theatre . . . "

" . . . "It's very tasteful." . . . "



This is so . . . so . . . uh, Dutch.

Sabbah
06-23-2006, 03:24 AM
Lol.

There was a school of thought in the 16th century that thought that the shape of the building could affect those within it. So a hospital may be built in the form of a human body (for example).

An French architect designed a building for curing mens vices. Prostitution etc. He designed the building in the shape of a large erect....well Im sure you can guess what.

If I can recall the guys name Ill post a pic...or maybe not.

DesertFox
06-23-2006, 02:03 PM
" . . . the Uterus Theatre . . . "

" . . . "It's very tasteful." . . . "



This is so . . . so . . . uh, Dutch.:hahaha:

Unity
06-25-2006, 04:05 PM
So it's okay to build a 35 meter tall building shaped like the human body, so long as the uterus ISN'T a part of it?

I don't really follow that logic.

DoctorDoom
06-25-2006, 08:24 PM
One can only guess at where the emergency exits will be.

Crusader
06-25-2006, 09:13 PM
This is so . . . so . . . uh, Dutch."The Dutch are a race of fat, lusty cheese-worms."

~English propaganda pamphlet, circa 17th century.

PaulRevere
06-26-2006, 06:31 AM
"The Dutch are a race of fat, lusty cheese-worms."

~English propaganda pamphlet, circa 17th century.
The Dutch are tall and slim, with women the highest percentage of ragin' babes in the world, IMO. :evilgrin:

Longhorn_Platinum
06-26-2006, 06:57 AM
:eyemouth: Will there be a couple of sizeäble breast rooms?

Rhino
06-26-2006, 08:07 AM
:eyemouth: Will there be a couple of sizeäble breast rooms?Complete with silicon filled bean bag chairs.

Crusader
06-26-2006, 09:39 AM
The Dutch are tall and slim, with women the highest percentage of ragin' babes in the world, IMO. :evilgrin:I thought the Swedes had that honour...:smirky:

The Dutch too have the tallest average height of any nation on Earth though, with 6' being the average, or so I've heard.

I should go there sometime. I'd fit right in.

DeclinetoState
06-26-2006, 12:22 PM
What are the Muslims going to do when they see this?

Rhino
06-26-2006, 12:50 PM
Demand a 34 meter burkha.

Crusader
06-26-2006, 01:12 PM
Demand a 34 meter burkha.Bwahahahah! :thumb:

DesertFox
06-26-2006, 01:59 PM
Next is a 75-meter pecker. If anybody complains, the sculpture will be condomized alongside the 34-meter burkha.

Tastefully, of course.

Then a crazy Arab will blow the whole scene to pieces.