Cannibal Seeks Release From Mental Ward

[Rhino]

Cannibal Seeks Release From Prison Ward

Thursday, June 22, 2006

POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A former teacher who admitted killing a teenager and eating parts of his body 27 years ago still belongs in a secured mental ward, two psychiatrists told a judge.

Dr. Khin Myo testified Wednesday that Albert Fentress did not currently display symptoms of major mental illness but said he cannot grasp Paul Masters' murder, or why he sexually mutilated and cannibalized the young man.

Fentress petitioned the state Supreme Court to be released from a locked prison ward in Orange County, 50 miles north of New York City.

He was found innocent by reason of insanity in the 1979 murder and mutilation of Masters, 18........http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,200603,00.html

[DoctorDoom]

Can you blame him? Prison dining facilities are notoriously lacking in gourmet-quality cuisine for the discriminating connoisseur of fine meats, especially those with the highly prized Lecter Institute Seal of Approval.

[DeclinetoState]

That's funny. I thought they tasted like chicken.

[Foquet]

See what happens when Osama Moore enters a Fat Farm? (As he did last year)

[Wolfcounsel]

"That's funny. I thought they tasted like chicken." --DeclinetoState

We taste like pig. If you read the book ALIVE, about the soccer team that survived a plane crash in the Andes, doctors later asked the survivors about their diet of human flesh, and what we taste like. The brains taste like cheese after they've rotted a bit.

[ConspiracyBuff]

Sounds Delicious Wolfcounsel!

I wouldnt mind some favra beans and a fresh bottle of Cianti....not sure of spelling but you get the allusion.

[DeclinetoState]

I hope I'm never on a plane in the Andes with a miserable failure (http://www.michaelmoore.com/), then.

[Wolfcounsel]

"I wouldnt mind some favra beans and a fresh bottle of Cianti....not sure of spelling but you get the allusion." --ConspiracyBuff (Sorry, brain fart there for a while)

Yeah! I'll bet that tastes better than rotted human brains! The sad thing is, they spent a long time digging up a corpse out of the snow to eat, and then they saw the painted toenail, and reburied the body. They had sworn not to eat the two women who died. But I digress.

If the ghoul is released, sooner or later, some unfortunate person is going to wind up served with favra beans and blood-temperature wine.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[ConspiracyBuff]

I would bet on that.
I dont get the brain fart comment?

[Wolfcounsel]

"I dont get the brain fart comment?" --ConspiracyBuff

I attributed your quote to another person. I changed it, and wrote the explanation in case anyone had already caught it.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[DeclinetoState]

Do favra beans cause brain farts?

[True Grace]

"The brains taste like cheese after they've rotted a bit.

The chicken enchiladas I just ate are now doing flip flops in my stomach. Thanks!

[Wolfcounsel]

"The chicken enchiladas I just ate are now doing flip flops in my stomach. Thanks!" --True Grace

OOPSY DAISY.:icon126:

That's 20 peepee whacks for me.:whip: <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Wolfcounsel]

"Do favra beans cause brain farts?" --DeclinetoState

They probably do. I ate mashed pinto beans with chorizo, though.:evilgrin:
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[True Grace]

"The chicken enchiladas I just ate are now doing flip flops in my stomach. Thanks!" --True Grace

OOPSY DAISY.:icon126:

That's 20 peepee whacks for me.:whip: <!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Eh...I was just kidding. You can put down the peepee stick (why does that sound mildly obscene?)

I'm a nurse. I used to tell my family about all of the blood and gore I saw in nursing school over dinner every night. They were so thrilled when I finally graduated!

[Wolfcounsel]

"You can put down the peepee stick (why does that sound mildly obscene?)" --True Grace

Information overload! EH EH EH EH EH:ooo:










Just kidding!

[ConspiracyBuff]

"I dont get the brain fart comment?" --ConspiracyBuff

I attributed your quote to another person. I changed it, and wrote the explanation in case anyone had already caught it.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Aha! Well who could you possibly confuse Buff with?:D

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Hahahahaha.....

[DeclinetoState]

"Do favra beans cause brain farts?" --DeclinetoState

They probably do. I ate mashed pinto beans with chorizo, though.:evilgrin:
<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->Do pinto beans make your gas tank explode?

[ConspiracyBuff]

Maybe if you drive a Pinto.

[DesertFox]

Do brain farts cause favra beans? :question:

[Foquet]

Do pinto beans make your gas tank explode?

Only if Ralph Nader is driving it.

[DoctorDoom]

Or if NBC rigs it to explode.