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Rink
06-22-2006, 08:32 PM
Perpetrator Problem:
It's Hard to Run Away In Falling Trousers

Cops Say Loose, Baggy Jeans Trip Up Many a Thief; 'Hey, Dude, Buy a Belt'
By SERENA NG
June 20, 2006; Page A1

One sunny afternoon in January, Vicki Chandler, a 55-year-old underwriting associate at Cigna HealthCare in Chattanooga, Tenn., was walking to her car when a teenager in loose khaki pants approached her, pointed to her pocketbook and said, "I need that." As she recounts the incident, he snatched the purse and took off.

But then he ran into trouble. As he ran, his loose trousers slipped down below his hips. As he reached down to hold them up, the teen was forced to throw the purse aside.

"That boy, he could run fast but he got caught up by his pants, which were real big and baggy," says Ms. Chandler, whose purse was retrieved by a parking attendant who had heard her cries for help.

It's a problem for perpetrators. Young men and teens wearing low-slung, baggy pants fairly regularly get tripped up in their getaways, a development that has given amused police officers and law-abiding citizens a welcome edge in the fight against crime.

James Green might have made a clean getaway when he stole seven DVDs from a Blockbuster store in Ferndale, Mich., last October. But he, too, was undone by his baggy pants.

Mr. Green, 30, rode away on a bicycle, with copies of "Donnie Brasco," "The Bourne Identity" and "Sin City." When a patrol car knocked over the bike, he fled on foot. As he ran, his trousers slipped down past his hips, and he tripped. He hitched up his pants and ran a few more yards before falling again.

Things got worse and worse for Mr. Green. He finally kicked off his pants and shoes and "ran into the yard of 1720 Beaufield," police officer Kenneth Jaklic said in a report of the incident. "I ran after [Mr. Green], yelling at him to stop." Instead, Mr. Green jumped over a fence behind a garage, and Mr. Jaklic immobilized him with two Taser darts in the back.

Mr. Green pleaded guilty to charges of resisting arrest and retail fraud and spent 30 days in jail. He could not be located for comment.

Denny Fuhrman, a 58-year-old police officer in Lynnwood, Wash., was escorting a handcuffed suspect to his patrol car one afternoon in 2004 when the youngster twisted free and took off running.

As he bolted, the baggy blue jeans he was wearing fell down around his ankles, sending him tumbling onto the pavement of a busy street. "He was rolling around in traffic, looking like a fish out of water," recalls Mr. Fuhrman.

Mr. Fuhrman's suspect wiggled out of his trousers before getting up from the street and running toward a nearby mall, as the police officer radioed a description to his colleagues: "White male, running, no pants, in handcuffs," Mr. Fuhrman recalls saying. The young man was arrested at the entrance of a J.C. Penney store after Janice Lewis, a 61-year-old passerby, grabbed his shirt collar and held on to him until police arrived.

"He was pretty wild," says Ms. Lewis, a grandmother of 10 who broke a knuckle during the scuffle. "I didn't even realize he was in his underwear till the police flipped him over."

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DoctorDoom
06-22-2006, 10:25 PM
Anyone stupid enough to wear pants "wigger" style deserves to have his sorry ass busted when he bolts.

PaulRevere
06-23-2006, 06:00 AM
prison bitch pants should be worn after after one is caught and sent to, well, prison. There, there is no escape - just drop the drawers for Bubba or Tyrone.

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 12:01 AM
Mr. Green, 30 . . .Isn't 30 a little bit old to be running around in clothes that don't fit?

Rink
06-25-2006, 12:35 AM
I've seen that type of clothing and to me its a loosers attire, I cant stand it, it looks rediculous and stupid.

And if you havent noticed people who are successful in the busliness world do NOT wear that kind of attire...

Only LOOSERS wear those kinds of clothing, people who will never be successful in life untill they change the attitude.

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 12:41 AM
Hell, even moderately successful libs wear clothes that fit. I don't know what the miserable failure (http://www.michaelmoore.com/) wears, though, nor do I really want to . . .

Foquet
06-25-2006, 12:59 AM
So much for the so-called return of "bell bottoms" and "flare pants" that we saw 30 plus years ago.

Granted..a lot of this started in 1991, when the Fab Five of the U. of Michigan basketball team started wearing baggy hoops pants and it became a fashion trend that still is seen to this day. Much to the chagrin of these Darwin Award Winner Thieves.

Live and learn and buy an Otis (from Mayberry) belt.

Wolfcounsel
06-25-2006, 10:28 AM
"White male, running, no pants, in handcuffs," Mr. Fuhrman recalls saying. The young man was arrested at the entrance of a J.C. Penney store after Janice Lewis, a 61-year-old passerby, grabbed his shirt collar and held on to him until police arrived. --from Rink's link

A 61 year old woman held the punk? Wear baggy trousers and eat more junk food, dumbasses.

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 10:46 AM
If these guys want to wear something that's loose fitting but still lets them run, let them try these (http://www.utilikilts.com/).

Wolfcounsel
06-25-2006, 10:50 AM
I don't think kilts will catch on any time soon.

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 11:01 AM
If that's the case, they might want to forego their criminal amibitions while they continue to run around in loose-fitting clothes.

True Grace
06-25-2006, 11:06 AM
I work in the county hospital, so I get the joy of dealing with the dregs of society.

I really had trouble stifling a laugh once when I got on the elevator with a guy who literally had to hold his pants up to keep them from falling down. I wonder if he knew how stupid he looked. :question:

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 11:10 AM
I don't think kilts will catch on any time soon.

Maybe this would be an acceptable alternative (http://www.macabiskirt.com/mens_home.php) to the baggy-pants set.

True Grace
06-25-2006, 11:31 AM
Maybe this would be an acceptable alternative (http://www.macabiskirt.com/mens_home.php) to the baggy-pants set.

That is called "I've given up on myself and the world" attire.

Does anyone remember George's velvet jogging suit on Seinfeld? It's the same statement.

Wolfcounsel
06-25-2006, 11:36 AM
"Maybe this would be an acceptable alternative (http://www.macabiskirt.com/mens_home.php) to the baggy-pants set." --DeclinetoState

Unbifurcated means not divided, so it's technically a skirt, but if one wears boxer shorts or even jockey shorts, one is wearing bifurcated clothing. I prefer plain ol' Wrangler jeans with Oxford-style shoes or clod hoppers or boots, and comfortable shirt or pocket T.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

DoctorDoom
06-25-2006, 11:57 AM
In order to be "kewl" in the modern world, this is the mandatory persona. Klick de pic, dawg.

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/8928/wig.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/wigger2.jpg" /></a>

DeclinetoState
06-25-2006, 12:34 PM
8: Jeans. Expensive. The wigger must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

See? He should just go ahead and wear a skirt and get it over with.

Gonzo67
06-25-2006, 01:54 PM
I love seeing the little "wiggers" wearing their pants like that. Especially in crowded public places like a mall. I always have fun with them. When I am walking behind one, I make sure to laugh loud enough for the wigger and others near by to hear me laugh, and then I point at him, and say loud enough for all to hear, "Oh look! Isn't he cute, I can see his panties".

When one is walking toward me, I do the same, laugh loud enough for the wigger and everyone else to hear, and then I point at him, and say "Oh look, I can see his panties, and LOOK! It looks just like a penis, only smaller!"

The way I see it, if these clowns go out in public like that, they deserve every embarrassing remark anyone sees fit to give them. They have such a complete lack of respect for others in public, I see no need to show them any respect what so ever. As a matter of fact, I feel it is EVERYONE'S obligation to go out of their way to show them a complete LACK of respect, and to inform the little wiggers that even though they THINK they are black, they're nothing more than another little white kid with an identity crisis acting like a complete idiot in public. :)