Deckchair trapped testicles

[EveningStar]

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck...

I know you can't wait to read the rest at Ananova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html)

[Wolfcounsel]

Why didn't the beach maintenance guy just pour cold water on them to shrink them again?:evilgrin:

[Rhino]

That only works on dogs.

[Wolfcounsel]

"That only works on dogs." --Rhino

That's how the clown's testicles shrank in the first place. He swam in cold water.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Rhino]

I was joking. Guess I shudda used a smiley. LOL!

[Wolfcounsel]

The only way the testicles can shrink is through some sort of atrophy-causing condition. Cold water makes the scrotum contract to pull the testicles close to the body for the health of the sperm. How the man got them stuck in the chair is a puzzle, unless he did it himself, and then he panicked when he tried to pull them out. No smiley required. I knew it was a joke.

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/yearinreview/top.stories/01/link.hillary.clinton.jpg http://www.pipelinenews.org/images/helenthomas.jpg
http://www.thefirsttwins.com/blog/images/Cindy.Sheehan.TV.commercial.screenshot.png http://www.evote.com/evotepix/congress/senate/m/mikulski4.jpg

If they don't shrink a man's testicles, nothing will. :grin: :evilgrin: :D

[Rink]

OMG STOP! STOP I cant stand those pictures of those.... Liberal Feminazis!!

And that one of Helen Thomas! Her face is enough to crack a diamond mirror! AAaaauugh!!!

[Wolfcounsel]

"If they don't shrink a man's testicles, nothing will. :grin: :evilgrin: :D" --DeclinetoState, with posted pictures of four ogre's rectums, Clinton, Thomas, Sheehan, and Mikulski, mercifully not re-posted by me


Yes, those things will induce testicular atrophy if you stare at them long enough and your eyes don't burn up.

[Wolfcounsel]

"That happened once with Chuck Norris. He just ripped them off and kept going. He still has seven left." --Americon

Speaking of Chuck, I met him on the USS Nimitz some years back. He's a great guy and a great actor. I even got his autograph.:thumb:

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Then, there was the guy who stayed a night at a motel in Alabama. He went for a late-night swim, & seeing that one of those holes in the side of the pool that sucks water was just the right height, he decided, what the heck? Problem was, when he finished his bidness, he couldn't get out. He had to wait until the next morning, when a motel employee saw his dilemma, & shut off the pool pump.

[DesertFox]

Ouch.