Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon

[Suzie]

Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate;_ylt=AnNG2UYa8.MZEMupekWp5mgDW 7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-) Reuters - Fri Aug 4, 11:34 AM E LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.

[Suzie]

"reproductive health care charity" We all know what that means. :mad: I guess they are always looking for ways to be more sick than they are already.

[dPrasse]

A Wankathon .. how original ...

[Suzie]

Yes. This is an odd thread to ask that question. :um:


But thanks.

[dPrasse]

maybe a trip to England is in the planning ? :lol:

[Wolfcounsel]

"maybe a trip to England is in the planning ? :lol:" --dPrasse

This thread could drift dangerously.:confused:

[Maggie_T]

And don't you just KNOW that every single one of them will be grotesque. Not a single nubile young vixen in the bunch, just hairy old perverts and shriveled saggy liver-spotted hags.


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Well, of course! Who else would touch them.


Seriously. This is decadence at its most pathetic. Whatever happened to organizing nice expensive dinner parties to raise funds?

And please don't tell me the "alternative" is more fun. I should be very sorry for you.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Is anyone actually following the link and reading the article??? Oh my stars, this is DISGUSTING! What's next, a Jerry Lewis-type talking head for the event? ( http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/icon11.gif , I can't believe I just typed that, but really, this is unbelievable!) Seriously though, if they really want to raise money why aren't they televising it or engaging the services of a few bookies to take bets on the "length" of the mini-events?!!!

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[Riverboat]

Beating the bishop, as they say over there.

However, the rules on the event's Web site states there can be no touching of other participants. . . Spoilsports.

. . . nor are people allowed to fake orgasms. How would they know? I mean, if the participants are wimmen?

[Maggie_T]

I find it really sad. My God, is this what Western "Civilization" has come to.

No wonder Islamofascists want to blow us all into eternity. :rolleyes:

[Riverboat]

http://www.mariestopes.org.uk/images/drms-pic1.jpghttp://www.plannedparenthood.org/pp2/portal/images/portal/LRGMARG3_Small.gif

Separated at birth?
Left - Marie Stopes
Right - Margaret Sanger

Something about that Jazz Age that brought out the jizz.

[Suzie]

I think they want this to be a clever way to get perverts to help abortion funding. :(

[Riverboat]

Sooze, you forgot to add "no pun intended" on the title of this thread.

[Wolfcounsel]

"No wonder Islamofascists want to blow us all into eternity. :rolleyes:" --Maggie_T

They prefer camel and goat and little boy sex only. No masturbation.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[DesertFox]

Methinks the thread title should be Hundreds expected to come at Masturbate-a-thon

[Rink]

uhhh Fox I am NOT gonna touch that one with a 20 mile pole NOPE! Na-uh!

(replace the word 'come' there, and you'll Understand)

[DoctorDoom]

Here's a 2005 article from the Register that puts it into proper perspective.

Those readers who like their Reg stories with a firm IT angle would do well to look away now. On the other hand, those readers who like their stories with a something-firm-in-hand angle will doubtless be delighted that US capital of libertines, degenerates and homosexualists San Fran last week hosted the city's "Masturbate-a-thon" - an event designed to celebrate all that is good and wholesome in the five-knuckle shuffle.

According to a Yahoo! report (and yes, we've asked ourselves if they haven't got anything better to do down at Yahoo! - like cracking one off - instead of wasting everyone's time with these tiresome masturbation stories), the event was organised to "help raise funds for the Center for Sex and Culture, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting".

... No wonder Middle America is as we speak loading its semi-automatic rifle and flicking through the Bible for the bit where it says: "Yea verily, the Lord did smite down those who indulged in the trouser-snake monosamba."SF hosts 'Masturbate-a-thon' (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/01/san_francisco_trouser_snake_event/print.html)

[Riverboat]

Whatever the outcome, I would NOT shake hands with the winner.

[ConspiracyBuff]

Wow.....just wow.

[MSGT]

LOL...Now, I am too polite :evilgrin: but these could be placed strategically with quotes from this thread.
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[MSGT]

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I'll check later to see if I'm allowed back

[MSGT]

I apologize in advance to everyone. I don't know what happened. I just can't not post it. It's just too funny.

[RayChuang]

That does it.

The Left has officially gone off the deep end with this idea. http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/23.gif

[USPatriot8320]

All I can do is laugh... At first I thought it was just a clever title but WoW... The thought of sooo many people touching themselves; beer guts and liver spots every where, well soooo much for drinking my coffee.. Compared to these kind of events, gay pride doesn't look so bad any more :-p

[Maggie_T]

"No wonder Islamofascists want to blow us all into eternity. :rolleyes:" --Maggie_T

They prefer camel and goat and little boy sex only. No masturbation.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

We don't know that, Counselor ... or do you have info we should know about? :evilgrin:

[Maggie_T]

That does it.

The Left has officially gone off the deep end with this idea. http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/23.gif



Ain't that the truth? I suppose that's what they call being "progressive." :rolleyes:

Frisco and Europe make Sodom and Gomorrah look like Sunday school.

[Wolfcounsel]

"We don't know that, Counselor ... or do you have info we should know about? :evilgrin:" --Maggie_T




Here's something to get started on:cup: :


http://www.homa.org/Details.asp?ContentID=2137352826&TOCID=2083225445

[DesertFox]

Remember the old cheer from your high school daze? One can just picture the class nurd at the football game, far up in the bleachers all by hizself with his coat over his legs as those hot cheerleaders urge him on:

MASSturbate! MASSturbate! Way back!

[Riverboat]

Yikes! That was one sick bastard. How'd you find that link? Googled up Moohammad, fornication with camels?

[Wolfcounsel]

"Yikes! That was one sick bastard. How'd you find that link?" --Riverboat

I remember it posted, here I believe, and it mentioned the Assahola Khomeini and babies and horses and sex.:evilgrin:

[Bluemoon_Rising]

Silly asses

[EveningStar]

Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_masturbate;_ylt=AnNG2UYa8.MZEMupekWp5mgDW 7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-) Reuters - Fri Aug 4, 11:34 AM E LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.
Suzie, I just posted a newer article about this at FR. It lasted less than 5 minutes.

Britain's first Masturbate-athon (http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411423/806479)

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.ciweb.org/Lectures/elders.jpg

Was she there?

[Wolfcounsel]

"http://www.ciweb.org/Lectures/elders.jpg

Was she there?" --DeclinetoState




I'm pretty certain the gathering could hire a party clown to entertain the crowd.

[DoctorDoom]

Is anyone actually following the link and reading the article??? Oh my stars, this is DISGUSTING!It's a first for Blighty, but it's been going on in the USofA for several years, originating in—where else—San Fagcisco. Google "masturbate-a-thon" with the quotes for the exact phrase.

Results 1 - 10 of about 312,000 for "masturbate-a-thon".

312,000 hits for that is appalling.

[USPatriot8320]

Think thats appalling; type porn into the search and see what happens

[Suzie]

Suzie, I just posted a newer article about this at FR. It lasted less than 5 minutes.

Britain's first Masturbate-athon (http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411423/806479)

Probably because they knew people wouldn't see how this is a big push for a liberal "any kind of sex it okay and we should have events to raise money to help those who seek it and get in trouble because of their lack of control" and it would be a thread gone bad quickly.

I can't imagine why though. :huh:

[Maggie_T]

"We don't know that, Counselor ... or do you have info we should know about? :evilgrin:" --Maggie_T




Here's something to get started on:cup: :


http://www.homa.org/Details.asp?ContentID=2137352826&TOCID=2083225445


:eek: Memo to self: never ask the Counselor if he knows something we don't.

:barf:

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Suzie:
"reproductive health care charity" We all know what that means.

:moo: I'm sure they'll be making money, hand over fist.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

DeclinetoState:
http://www.ciweb.org/Lectures/elders.jpg

Was she there?

:moo: Not if they want the event to be a success.

[DesertFox]

But...but...if SHE ain't there, who's gonna teach them how to masturbate? :question:

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Nobody had to teach me.










:moo: Hey, I was 14 once.

[Rink]

But...but...if SHE ain't there, who's gonna teach them how to masturbate? :question:

Mebbe they can get Dr Ruth to teach em instead?

[Jag Wife]

I'd hate to be the janitor in that place. Hope they don't have berber carpet in there. :limp:

Suppose there'll be any "distance" contests in there? (which I bet some of those women would win!):roar:

[Riverboat]

You know, it's times like these I long for the good old days of Queen Victoria. Any person who so much as suggested such an idea would have been stripped of any titles and publicly put to scorn. When tsitsers tsted and muttered "For shame!' there was deep oppprobrium behind it.

[Wolfcounsel]

"When tsitsers tsted and muttered "For shame!' there was deep oppprobrium behind it." --Riverboat



You're not kidding! Those days are gone. I still want to know how a woman can win a distance contest.:confused: :question:

[HooverWasRight]

Yes. This is an odd thread to ask that question. :um:


But thanks.


You posted the thread.

[Jag Wife]

"You're not kidding! Those days are gone. I still want to know how a woman can win a distance contest.:confused: :question:

2 things: 1) Some of these wrinkled old star children have probably had lots of practice, and 2) maybe some of those old hippy guys haven't been popping their little blue pills. :roar: Comes from decades of pot and acid use.

I say they need to make it interesting. How about loser gets to clean up? :barf: :gag: :gas:

[DoctorDoom]

Actually, it's not a contest per se, although awards are given for the longest hold-offs and the most pop-offs. Ergo, there are no winners. And by definition they're all losers.