Comedienne Bernhardt Takes On Airport Security

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Comedienne Bernhardt Takes On Airport Security


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Comedienne SANDRA BERNHARDT, close friend of Madonna, has threatened to fight new security measures at airports imposed after a terrorist attack on planes flying from the UK to the US was averted.

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[DoctorDoom]

Is there anyone in the known universe who cares what that ugly, ignorant piece of rat shit "thinks" about anything? Who the hell does the dizzy bitch think she is? And what kind of reference is "close friend of Madonna"? Is that supposed to evoke awe?

As for her "threats", the DHS is no doubt grovelling in terror at the thought that a talentless, irrelevant nobody with all the comeliness of a street whore has "threatened to fight new security measures at airports". Let the hag do her thing, and see how impressed the security personnel are.

She has earned this honor.

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[MSGT]

I think thats a damn good idea Sandra. You go girl. Give em hell.








*snicker*:evilgrin:

[BuckeyeMike]

All this ugly talentless POS is going to do is add more misery to an already F'd up situation, and "the little people" standing in line, obeying the rules are gonna get really pissed. But then, why should that concern this elitist Hollyweird scumbag. She's really gonna endear herself to her "fans"...if she has any....most folks probably don't even know who this ugly whore is...heybut we do know now that she's a "close friend of Madonna". Like Doc says....that's a hell of a reference! Madonna is probably her only fan.

[Maggie_T]

Who cares what this ugly dyke babbles? I never thought she was funny, in the first place.

[Lubbock]

She can't help ugly. Ignorant she could do something about.

[Maggie_T]

It's very "heroic and daring" to scorn airport security, when she is safely hiding under her rock. She never travels - nobody wants to see her - so she makes fun of the efforts other people make to keep those who travel safe.

If the terrorists had succeeded in briging on 9/11 Part II, this bitch would be screeching that "Bush broght this on us! He made us less secure!" or some such imbecility.

My revulsion and contemp for lefties grows by the minute.

[Riverboat]

She can't help ugly. Ignorant she could do something about.She could do both at the same time. Cover your ignorance by reading a book. Then cover that face with the book.

[Lubbock]

Or she could just climb into a bathtub at the nearest Holiday Inn and slash her wrists.

That would put us all out of her misery.

[DeclinetoState]

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With Bernhard (who was born in the same town as the miserable failure (http://www.michaelmoore.com), by the way) on the cover, and Betty Friedan inside, one has to wonder whether that issue of Playboy made any money.

[Lubbock]

Jeez! Bernhard and Friedan? How'd Helen Thomas get left out of the mix?

[DeclinetoState]

Bernhard's a jerk, to be sure. She is two-faced on animal rights, according to this site (http://www.fbresearch.org/AnimalActivism/BleedingHearts/bernhard.htm).

[DeclinetoState]

Jeez! Bernhard and Friedan? How'd Helen Thomas get left out of the mix?

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John Gotti was featured in the rag. Maybe Helen is simply John in drag.

[Maggie_T]

Jeez! Bernhard and Friedan? How'd Helen Thomas get left out of the mix?


LOL. :rotflmbo: Poor Helen. Passed over by her own ilk.

[DeclinetoState]

Maybe she didn't, Maggie. See my post above yours. :D

[Gonzo67]

To look at the skank's picture, it always reminds me of a song by a guy named Biker Joe Warren:

Well I met her at a swap meet
In west-by-God-Virginia
Where the mountains reach out for the skies
When I cast my eyes upon her
Well I thought I was a goner
I just could not believe my eyes
She had long auburn hair and it was own to her waist
But it grew out from under her arms
She had warts on her fingers and zits on her face
And her ass wouldn't fit in my barn

She had an ugly old man and three ugly kids
And her tits hung like fruit on the vine
She had road rash and hair
All over her legs
And a mustache that was thicker than mine

She had a face that'd make a freight train take a dirt road
And her skin was like elephant hide
Her one eye didn't match up with the other one
She was the ugliest mother alive

I'd swear the man was watching "Hudson Hawk" when he wrote that song.

[Rink]

Well I hope if Bernhardt DOES do anything, she gets arrested and the authorities throw away the key and spare us this lunatic anymore!!

[Riverboat]

I'd swear the man was watching "Hudson Hawk" when he wrote that song.I didn't think anyone watched Hudson Hawk, or admitted to it.

Hey, kids. Lighten up on Sandra. There's nothing wrong with her looks that couldn't be fixed with a paper bag. Or a series of vodka shots. Or a dark room. Or a coyote chewing an arm off. Or. . . .

[Maggie_T]

Maybe she didn't, Maggie. See my post above yours. :D


Are you serious? Gotti is so much prettier than Helen. :D

[DesertFox]

Sandy Berntup ain't been the same since she came out of a cocaine stupor to discover she was fellating a limping leper in Lima.

[DoctorDoom]

... fellating a limping leper in Lima.That's a serious charge. Do you have any Peruf? :evilgrin:

[DesertFox]

You seen the broad's face? :evilgrin:

[Lubbock]

I doubt seriously that particular activity actually occured. No self-respecting Limping Leper in Lima would allow it?

[BarkleUSA]

…a few observations here:

The National Guard troops standing for monotonous hours at a time near security checkpoints at airports don’t generally have a since of humor and the scene this bitch is going to cause when she resists will give them a good excuse to put the rifle but of their M-16 to good use.

Her threat to “fight airline security” has no doubt placed her name prominently on several TSA, DHS and Interpol watch lists.

Watch Listed "suspects" are methodically taken aside, every item in their checked and carry on baggage dumped out on a table and photographed, in-depth psychological interviews are conducted and full body cavity searches (hopefully double surgical gloves are used for the latter procedure).

She will quickly learn to arrive three hours before her departure time as she will experience this at every airport from Madrid to Topeka each and every time she flies anywhere in the world, no exceptions.

And once on the list, she will discover there is no number to call to get it removed, not even her Senator (Hilary) will know the number to call. And if her friend Madonna tries to find the number to call, her name will be added to the list as well.

Late night comedians will laugh at Bernhardt’s expense after seeing her taken aside in flex cuffs wearing a paper gown and bending down behind a curtain at airport after airport. Her name will become like Xerox, a word that is both a name and a generic term for something.

People will say they were Bernhardted at the airport. Soon no one will remember the origin of getting Bernhardted, it will just become every day jargon.

[DesertFox]

I sincerely hope that your predictions bear out, Barkle. This miserable cant deserves the very worst the TSA can do.

[DeclinetoState]

Gotti is so much prettier than Helen. Maybe I should have somebody start my car for me. Gotti may be dead (so may Helen, for that matter), but The Family might be holding a grudge.

Or they might be P.O.'d that I've blown his cover. :grin:

[Timberwolf]

The phrase, "Stupid is as stupid does" comes to mind. I think she just LIKES the cavity searches and is trying to guarantee herself some "action".

Yeah, that's sick and twisted...but, it's probably true, knowing Sundered Burntskank.