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Gonzo67
09-11-2006, 06:29 PM
ROFL Now THATS rich. I just saw an ad for a CNN special coming up in a few days. I didn't catch the date it will be aired, but it's a televised summit being held by Bill Clinton. It's called: How to end conflict's in God's name.
Or some crap like that. Bill Clinton, giving a summit on how to end a religious conflict. I wonder where getting a hummer in the oval office fits into the whole "conflict resolution" thing....:roar:
Lubbock
09-11-2006, 06:38 PM
And of course, this "summit" will be aired, live, by the Clinton News Network.
If they've got Blowjob Billy coming into the CNN studio, they better lock up the Interns --the fat ones, anyway.
Blue dresses, anyone?
dajoga
09-11-2006, 07:46 PM
Maybe he's gonna talk about this issue! ( http://www.arabnews.com/?page=7§ion=0&article=59952&d=5&m=3&y=2005)
Wyatt_Junker
09-12-2006, 09:16 AM
Doesn't a 'Bill Clinton Summit' mean he wants to be on top?
Gonzo67
09-12-2006, 01:18 PM
Doesn't a 'Bill Clinton Summit' mean he wants to be on top?
Well, he HAS expressed a desire to be "on top" for once. He's getting sore, Hillary riding him with the "strap on" and all... Though, he may feel less "discomfort" if he could convince her to take it out of the box before using it on him...
Faithful_Servant
09-12-2006, 01:26 PM
Doesn't a 'Bill Clinton Summit' mean he wants to be on top?
Nah, that's what Monica had after about 15 minutes of the cigar....
Maggie_T
09-12-2006, 02:14 PM
LOL. You guys crack me up.
Lazarus
09-12-2006, 02:25 PM
What is it with these egotistical Ex Democratic Presidents? Are they really that stuck on themselves, or is it that they are still desperately trying to define some semblance of a legacy that is less than an utter failure?
d'urville
09-12-2006, 02:41 PM
Thanks for the imagery, guys. (barf)
What is it with these egotistical Ex Democratic Presidents? Are they really that stuck on themselves, or is it that they are still desperately trying to define some semblance of a legacy that is less than an utter failure?
My first question with regards to this thread was what would Bill Clinton, of all people, be qualified enough to hold a summit on the proper way to end religious conflicts? Ignoring Islamism didn't work.
Nixon redeemed himself after Watergate as the ex-president-turned- statesman, Carter adopted that model, now Clinton. But foreign policy was one of the Nixon administration's best issues, can't say the same for the other two.
Gonzo67
09-12-2006, 03:43 PM
I just cringe at the thought of walking past the Clinton Household, and hearing the muffled shouts of Hillary saying "That's it! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? SQUEEL BILLY! SQUEEEEEL!"
Faithful_Servant
09-12-2006, 05:02 PM
I just cringe at the thought of walking past the Clinton Household, and hearing the muffled shouts of Hillary saying "That's it! WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? SQUEEL BILLY! SQUEEEEEL!"
Bill mowing the lawn in his ex-Presidential french maid's outfit with strange bulges in both the front and back....
BarkleUSA
09-12-2006, 10:51 PM
There’s no need for Clinton to hold a self-promoting Summit to “End conflict in God’s name”. This is yet another shameless attempt by the media whore to invent a legacy to replace one already carved in granite.
You will find the true Clinton Legacy buried under a foot of top soil covering 48 acres at Fresh Kills Landfill in New York.
You will find the true Clinton Legacy smeared on a size 16 navy blue dress in a nondescript evidence bag at the FBI Washington bureau office.
You will find the true Clinton Legacy at Fort Marcy Park in Virginia, a mysterious place where blood flows against the laws of gravity and blond hairs seem to disappear before forensic testing like Rose Lawfirm records.
If Clinton sincerely wants to end conflict in the name of God he could salvage some semblance of dignity and self respect by taking care of it with a fine bottle of scotch and a simple confession note.
DeclinetoState
09-13-2006, 12:00 AM
ROFL Now THATS rich. I just saw an ad for a CNN special coming up in a few days. I didn't catch the date it will be aired, but it's a televised summit being held by Bill Clinton. It's called: How to end conflict's in God's name.
Or some crap like that. Bill Clinton, giving a summit on how to end a religious conflict. I wonder where getting a hummer in the oval office fits into the whole "conflict resolution" thing....:roar:
Like people praying in some churches, I'm sure Bill and/or people in his company have been and will be on their knees.
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