'Penis' in microwave case is settled

[MSGT]

McKeesport Police Capt. Bryan Washowich said Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, has agreed to take full responsibility for the incident in which she asked a clerk at a Get Go convenience store to warm up a penis-shaped device in the store's microwave.


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The two entered the convenience store in February, asked the clerk to place the device in the microwave in order to bring the urine-filled device up to body temperature so Ms. Creighton could pass a drug test to get a job.

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/06256/721489-100.stm

[DeclinetoState]

MSGT's post includes "penis," "Get Go," and "snip." Somehow, I think that's significant.

[Gonzo67]

Ok, I think everyone is missing the "big picture".

Going on information contained in the article, this "device" was a Penis Shaped Container, which contained Urine. The purpose of placing it in the microwave was so that it could be warmed to body temperature, so that the device (which I remind you is shaped like a PENIS) could be used to release the urine it contains, so a drug test could be passed.

And this PENIS shaped device was going to be used by a WOMAN.

Now, forgive me if I seem a bit "perplexed", but don't you think, that if a company is giving a WOMAN a drug test, and she strolls up to the toilet and gives her sample by whipping out a PENIS and proceeds to empty the content of said PENIS into the cup... It's just my guess now, that there would quite possibly be some indication that SOMETHING WAS NOT ON THE LEVEL.

Color me nutty (no pun intended) but ummmm wouldn't she have fared better with a taco shaped device containing urine?

[DeclinetoState]

Gonzo, a similar thought crossed my mind, but sometimes, you don't really want to know . . .

Maybe she just won a special election to Congress.

[DoctorDoom]

Was it Hillary?

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