Paris Hilton admits she is stupid

[DeclinetoState]

Is she admitting to being a liberal, too?Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew - she's not that bright. The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.

She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.China Daily (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-09/22/content_694762.htm)

[Book]

Was it caught on one of her *ahem* home movies?

[Peachdiane]

That's hot.

:rotflmbo:

[DoctorDoom]

That's an unusually good photo,

[Republican_Legion]

Paris Hilton would ruin the sales of GGW. Studies have shown that the majority of american men dont like women who are bone thin skinny like paris hilton.

I for one think paris hilton is nasty looking and I wouldnt pay 2 cents to see her naked.

On a sidenote: Anne Coulter needs to eat.

[CzechPrince]

I love Paris. I think she's great and gorgeous.

[Republican_Legion]

Oh yes Paris Hilton lives the 'Libertarian Lifestyle' of being rich and partying, getting drunk, stoned and starring in amature porn films.

[CzechPrince]

Oh yes Paris Hilton lives the 'Libertarian Lifestyle' of being rich and partying, getting drunk, stoned and starring in amature porn films.

Libertarianism isn't exactly a lifestyle.....but ok.


And who doesn't like to get drunk?:evilgrin:

[DoctorDoom]

My life's drinking was one sip of champagne, which I came to rue years later.

As for being drunk, what's the benefit? I'm high on the Lord, and it doesn't kill brain cells.

[Republican_Legion]

Libertarianism isn't exactly a lifestyle.....but ok.


And who doesn't like to get drunk?:evilgrin:

Well in california you'll find alot of them so called Libertarians that are frequent party animals, I mean party animals as in the whole thing...Bongs,pipes,kegs,crack,extacy and they all have like 2-5 G/Fs each and alot of them own homes for party usage only and the others for living.

I used to hang out with that crowd, they dislike the democrats because they dont want taxes. Other then that they are all for the anti-war movement and legalising about every drug you can think of.

Californian Libertarian party is constantly competing with the California GOP over who panders the most to wealthy party animals. Arnold Govenators candidacy is one example. They jumped for joy when they learned he smoked pot in the 70s.

However I will be voting for Arnold even though he's not a fiscal conservative or a social conservative. I cant stand that 'Angelides' guy.

[Book]

My life's drinking was one sip of champagne, which I came to rue years later.

As for being drunk, what's the benefit? I'm high on the Lord, and it doesn't kill brain cells.

What happened after one sip?

And how do you make ugly girls look pretty if you den't get drunk?

[Peachdiane]

Why would you want to make an ugly girl look pretty anyway? Why not just find the pretty ones? ;)

[Lubbock]

I wouldn't recognize Paris Hilton if I tripped over her, but huh, uh! No way, brother! Ain't clicking on no links just to see her picture.

I made that mistake with the Naked Bike Riders. Curiosity almost killed this kitty, and I'm not making that same mistake again.

[Republican_Legion]

Paris hilton is another one of those plastic surgery folk
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/paris_hilton_rhino.htm[/URL]
[URL]http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006974.html (http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005037.html)
Shes like spending money on surgery.

[DeclinetoState]

Anyone want to compare Paris Hilton to Barbra Streisand?

Paris: Admits she's stupid.

Babs: Probably doesn't even realize she's stupid.

Paris: Has probably had some plastic surgery.

Babs: Has probably not had any plastic surgery, though she certainly could stand it.

[DeclinetoState]

Paris: Skank

Barbra: Skunk

[Lubbock]

If I've ever seen anyone who could really use an overhaul under the surgeon's knife, it's Babs.

And she could afford it.

Her nose is the least of her problems. It's those tits that need a working-over.

Wouldn't you think, with her kind of money, she would either get the probelm fixed, or hire a "dresser" --someone who could choose a wardrobe for her; something other than off the rack at K-Mart?

And I don't guess she ever heard of Estee Lauder or Max Factor.

[DeclinetoState]

And I don't guess she ever heard of Estee Lauder or Max Factor.
Maybe they've paid her not to use their stuff. It wouldn't be good for sales!

:D

Here's a picture of Paris Hilton:

http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton030.jpg

[DesertFox]

Harris Pilton? Whoozat?

[CzechPrince]

Well in california you'll find alot of them so called Libertarians that are frequent party animals, I mean party animals as in the whole thing...Bongs,pipes,kegs,crack,extacy and they all have like 2-5 G/Fs each and alot of them own homes for party usage only and the others for living.

I used to hang out with that crowd, they dislike the democrats because they dont want taxes. Other then that they are all for the anti-war movement and legalising about every drug you can think of.

Californian Libertarian party is constantly competing with the California GOP over who panders the most to wealthy party animals. Arnold Govenators candidacy is one example. They jumped for joy when they learned he smoked pot in the 70s.

However I will be voting for Arnold even though he's not a fiscal conservative or a social conservative. I cant stand that 'Angelides' guy.

I don't think it's limited to one set of political beliefs, I think people getting f**ked up crosses party lines.....

[Gonzo67]

Anyone who would willing risk all the diseases to touch someone like Paris Hilton, who's been ridden more than the exercises bike at your local Y, deserves to have his shit rot and drop off at the most inopportune time.

[Rhino]

Paris Hilton admits she is stupidSun rises in the east.

[DesertFox]

She good-lookin' but need to buy some boobs.

Even then she wouldn't be hot.

[Timberwolf]

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[BEST45CAL]

Here's a picture of Paris Hilton:

http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton030.jpg

Cute face, but she needs to eat a few dozen hamburgers if you ask me. I don't think a real man likes the sensation of his hands on a set of ribs. I just don't think it's a sexy look to have your spinal cord exposed. You shouldn't be able to put your hands around her waist and make the tips of your fingers touch, as if you were putting them around someone's neck. I couldn't imagine touching her. She probably feels rigid. No cushion. Gross.

She needs bigger shoes, too. The ones she's got on are like two sizes too small.

But she does have on a nice dress.

[Peachdiane]

And that dress is probably the most modest one she has. ;)

[Lubbock]

Not only does she need bigger shoes, she need shoes that completely cover up those feet.

If I've ever seen uglier toes, I don't remember where or when.

Jeez!

Is there a plastic surgery specialty that addresses ugly toes? If so, the Paris person should avail herself of the service at the first opportunity

[Peachdiane]

If I've ever seen uglier toes, I don't remember where or when.

:rotflmbo: I agree but I don't think the guys here are checking out the toes. :smirky:

[Gonzo67]

http://www.paris-hilton-hottest-pictures.com/paris_hilton030.jpg


I'm amazed no one has commented yet.

Check out the tramps feet! I can't tell where the yellow flair in the film ends and the yellowish brown fungus begins. And what's up with the 3rd toe on her right foot! It's laying on it's side! And check out the "Toe Knuckle" action the little sluts got going on. It's like she's getting ready to kick box, but no one informed her that you don't need to actually make a fist with your feet. 4th toe, right foot... whats with the tiny speck of toe nail. It's like the toe gave up half way through growing the nail!

I'll refrain from commenting on the neck, except to say she'd make a giraffe jealous! Strong enough wind and that hollow, plastic melon on top of that bean-pole of a neck of hers will break off and shatter on the ground!

And please, Barbie wanna-be... if you're gonna wear a halter, and attempt to show some cleavage, might I suggest you BUY some cleavage? See if the chick wearing black and white behind you will swap out her ample lungs with those "pimples under band-aids" you're sporting there miss Motel Mattress.

[Republican_Legion]

Not only does she need bigger shoes, she need shoes that completely cover up those feet.

If I've ever seen uglier toes, I don't remember where or when.

Jeez!

Is there a plastic surgery specialty that addresses ugly toes? If so, the Paris person should avail herself of the service at the first opportunity

Agreed. Her feet are hideous and they are size 11 from what I have read about her. Why is paris famous ? She starred in a porn film. I am tired of hearing her name in the press. No offense to paris but I wouldnt date her if she offered me 1 million dollars.

[Timberwolf]

Man...and I thought *I* had ugly feet. They don't hold a candle to hers!!

[Gonzo67]

The chick is Snaggle-toed!

[Peachdiane]

Why is paris famous ?

'Cause she's American ROYALTY (http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/10/paris_hilton_am.html)

Or so she says anyway.... :roar:

[Rhino]

Yep. Stupid.

Paris Hilton Charged With Driving Under the Influence

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton was charged Tuesday with driving under the influence, a city attorney's spokesman said.

Hilton was scheduled to be arraigned Sept. 28 in Superior Court on charges of driving under the influence and driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.08 percent, said Nick Velasquez, a spokesman for city prosecutors.

Hilton is not required to appear at the arraignment, Velasquez said.

The 25-year-old Hilton was arrested Sept. 7 after being stopped in her Mercedes-Benz SLR. Police said her blood-alcohol level was 0.08 percent, the minimum to warrant an arrest.

"The charges are consistent with California law and the circumstances of this case," Velasquez said........http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,215886,00.html

[DeclinetoState]

I find it interesting that my picture of Paris and her questionable feet has been "quoted" twice, meaning that it shows up three times in this thread.

Yes, I noticed that her neck was a bit on the long side. I guess we can't call her a pencil-necked geek, however, since she would not count as a "geek," at least in the sense of a computer nerd, who tends to be very smart. On the other hand, she might fit the bill of a geek who's part of a carnival sideshow.

As for her drunk-driving arrest, it probably wouldn't take too much booze to get her over the limit.

Regarding the broad in the background with the big rack and holding a cigarette, I wonder if she thought about how "flattering" her shirt really was.

As far as Paris' toes are concerned, I'm glad I don't have a foot fetish!

[The_Fireman]

:rotflmbo: I agree but I don't think the guys here are checking out the toes. :smirky:although I have never been into that personally,I dont think toes are all that bad.I do hear that some people really get off on toes

[Suzie]

The stains on her are probably fake tan. They missed a spot around her arm too, or she wore it off carrying a purse.

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/paris-hilton-barbie.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

I do hear that some people really get off on toes.It's the Morris Syndrome.

[DeclinetoState]

It's the Morris Syndrome.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/Morris.jpg

"I resemble that remark!"

Actually, Morris' toes look fine.

[DesertFox]

I just watched the South Park Conservatives episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore," about Paris Hilton. Laughed all the way thru. I wouldnt date her if she offered me 1 million dollars.Your principles are stauncher than mine. I could put up with idiot patter for a few hours if a million bucks were on the line.

I'd want the money up front, though.

[Book]

I just watched the South Park Conservatives episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore," about Paris Hilton. Laughed all the way thru. Your principles are stauncher than mine. I could put up with idiot patter for a few hours if a million bucks were on the line.

I'd want the money up front, though.

That South Park Ep is an all time classic!! :thumb:

I keep thinking of her poor pets...the horror!

[Rhino]

Your principles are stauncher than mine. I could put up with idiot patter for a few hours if a million bucks were on the line.

I'd want the money up front, though.Or at least in escrow.

[BuckeyeMike]

If I've ever seen anyone who could really use an overhaul under the surgeon's knife, it's Babs.

And she could afford it.

Her nose is the least of her problems. It's those tits that need a working-over.


I'd lay odd them love bags have been worked over....and over....and over...
but not by a plastic surgeon!

Wouldn't you think, with her kind of money, she would either get the probelm fixed, or hire a "dresser" --someone who could choose a wardrobe for her; something other than off the rack at K-Mart?

And I don't guess she ever heard of Estee Lauder or Max Factor..