I'm Famous on FSTDT!

[Rhino]

They finally mentioned me, though just in passing. I find it amusing that they mentioned me in their discussion of a thread that I never posted in. I'm also far from a fundamentalist, as many of you know. But, hey! Why quibble over small details?

[Rhino]

http://www.fstdt.com/forums/thread.asp?p=12204

I'm right before 'etal', whoever that guy is. LOL!

[Wolfcounsel]

You're also a tough guy.

[Rhino]

Ooh. Yeah, I missed that. Apparently I'm a folker too, whatever that is.

[Rhino]

Uh, since when is personal responsibility a christian-right ideology? My dem parents taught me that, as do many parents with no political or religious affiliation.

[Peachdiane]

I think Gonzo67 and Kathy29 are married... at least when you compare the hellacious ignorance and drunk-via-asshole timbre of their putrid posts.

Hey! Ya'll didn't tell us! ;)

I've a sneaking suspicion that Gonzo67 is actually two people. I've seen him say some really intelligent things one day, and completely wipe out any respect I had for him the next.

He actually defended evolution in one thread and pissed off some of his fellow FC posters

Two people! Damn, does that mean you're married to two men, Kathy? :smirk:

[Gonzo67]

ROFL Thats nothing Peach. My "FSTDT Fame" goes even deeper. Why, MY fame over there borders on "Idol Worship". What, you don't believe me? Well, look what was brought to my attention by d'urville:

Apparently, there is a member at FSTDT That has stated in one of their threads called : Who Are We Elsewhere?

This is a cut and paste directly from their forum:

Yahweh (http://www.fstdt.com/forums/profile.asp?u=2)
Vegetarian Atheist Princess
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Posts: 430
Location: Omnipresent
9/27/2006 10:25:19 AM
#12837 (http://www.fstdt.com/forums/thread.asp?p=12837#12837)
I'm Yahweh basically everywhere, except at FreeCon where I post as Gonzo67. ____________________
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"Hot chips. So much better than mother****ing 'french fries'.
When I get homesick, it's mostly for the food. I mean - Australian summer fruit? **** off. Canada blows." -- TDR (http://www.fstdt.com/forums/thread.asp?p=11046#11046)
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You see, I am so worshiped over there, that one of them actually has delusions of grandeur and is claiming to BE ME! ROFL!

Pretty soon, y'all can forget about Big Foot and Elvis... there will be "Gonzo Sightings" all over the south east!<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[Rhino]

Two people! Damn, does that mean you're married to two men, Kathy? :smirk:Nah. Gonzo has multiple personalities.

[Gonzo67]

Nah. Gonzo has multiple personalities.


I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT! And neither do I!

[True Grace]

Congrats Rhino! You must be so proud! :unsmile:


And Gonzo....you have definitely earned my respect. Anyone who can get the FSTDT crowd as worked up as you do is a friend of mine!

[Rhino]

Congrats Rhino! You must be so proud!I find it amusing since I'm in such contrast with many 'fundamentalist' thoughts. I don't even go to church. Maybe they define fundamentalist differently from everyone else. From what I've seen of their posts, a fundamentalist seems to be anyone who disagrees with them, regardless of their political or religious ideology.

[True Grace]

From what I've seen of their posts, a fundamentalist seems to be anyone who disagrees with them, regardless of their political or religious ideology.

Yes, I think you are correct. And they are the ones accusing fundies of redefining words. :rolleyes:

I think a good portion of their quotes are from completely non-religious people, which really makes their site a sham (as if it wasn't already).

[Wyatt_Junker]

Lookee.

The problem is, no religion can hold up to scrutiny if one is seriously looking for the truth. "Truth" is what all religions claim to have. I have yet to find that proof from any of them.

So, pastors are supposed to perform labwork on their pulpits now? Or do you just need a dictionary?

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Nope. Sorry. Don't see 'proof' anywhere near that word. I see a lot of words about 'belief', but no 'tests' or 'experiments' or 'control groups'. God isn't antiseptic. And control groups don't work because He's uncontrollable.

The problem is that these illiterates don't know the very basic words they're tossing around. 'Religion' isn't about proof, my little buttercup. Didn't you know that? Hmmm, cupcake? Well guess what? If you're reading this, now you do.

Hopefully this will clarify any further pretension on your part in the future.

[Wyatt_Junker]

I guess after awhile - the mental indoctrination of atheism and all the circular blowjobs that come with it in a forum like FISTED that help reinforce their charade - you begin to lose track of language itself to accomodate newer, less refined definitions. Inaccurate, is kinder. Wrong definitions of words entirely is in fact what it is.

My point is that they just take their ideas for granted and don't examine them any longer. Redhunter actually thinks that religion should be proved. That God should serve man. That God should be put on trial. That God should be man's caddy.

Is it stupidity or the incremental layers of assumptions that cause this kind of ignorance? They just assume that proof is a part of religion and don't question it, and why would they? They OWN proof, right? Its theirs. Therefore, it must bleed into everything. Proof.

And yet faith is antithetical to proof and vice versa. Best not to let that get in the way of their agenda. Better to use words that have lost all meaning in order to retain their screeching-like-a-high-pitched-whine world view.

[Beowulf]

Why do any of you even bother posting over there? I don't miss it! If you want to get into it, stir up a debate with Julian or Mike the Minor Deity.
If you stop posting there, you will find you IQ goes back up.

[Wolfcounsel]

I don't know who are more ridiculous, the ones at Dumbasses Underground, or those at Dumbasses Fisted.

[Nutrider99]

They finally mentioned me, though just in passing. I find it amusing that they mentioned me in their discussion of a thread that I never posted in. I'm also far from a fundamentalist, as many of you know. But, hey! Why quibble over small details?
Congrats.

They prove their absolute stupidity by disagreeing with my posts frequently, though I do think it funny that not one of them have the balls of a stud field mouse that they would debate me personally. They remind me of Beavis and Buthead, absolute idiots who spend their time snickering about people many times their intellectual superior. The know absolutely nothing of the science they misquote, and frequently pretend to have master degrees in science fields despite being unable to spell monosyllable words.

In short, half of them are stupid, and the other half look up to them.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Republican_Legion:
Quote:
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Mainstream ? are they refering to heretics like john F-ing kerry and bill clinton ?.


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There fixed it.

:unsmile: What did you fix? Mormonism is a cult, & I've told Mormon missionaries some things they didn't know about their own history. So much for getting "curb-stomped".

:unsmile: Skyfire is full of shit. If he/she/it/hillary sees this, & wants to respond, we can put his/her/its/hillary's pro-mormon drivel in the religion forum.

[Gonzo67]

Why do any of you even bother posting over there? I don't miss it! If you want to get into it, stir up a debate with Julian or Mike the Minor Deity.
If you stop posting there, you will find you IQ goes back up.


I don't actually "post" over there. I just like reading the comments they make about my posts they take out of context. Then I "straighten them out" on a few points in the comments. For example:

The comments made in reference to my "I hate all Muslims" post:

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So...you hate all muslims regardless of race...but you insist on calling yourself a racist? Whatever gets you off, I guess...

Well you see, that's the problem with idiots like you. All you know how to do is go to another forum, and steal a post, without even THINKING of reading the ENTIRE thread, so you can keep the comment in context. I was being called a racist by OTHER liberal half wits. Myself and others were telling them it WASN'T racist, because I did not mention RACE, I mentioned PSEUDO RELIGION. So I finally told the others to not even bother, and I just AGREED with the liberal twits and told them that if they want to call me a racist, that's fine. So, don't try to explain to me what I already know. Tell your other liberal half with monkeys. You'll know them. Some of them even posted comments HERE calling me racist.

Gonzo67....
They say if you can remember 1967, you weren't there.
Hmmm...

Where do you see anything about 1967? the name is Gonzo67 not Gonzo1967. But, what can you expect. Just like a typical liberal twit. Read more into what is actually there.

You know what? It's liberal pussies like us that give you a right to spew hate. Most countries would come down on you. So you us damn liberal faggots.

No, actually, it's Liberal pussies like you that are trying to sell this country out. It's people like ME, who have SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES of this country who have given you, me, and everyone else the freedom of speech we all enjoy. So I would say that YOU OWE ME you worthless liberal f**k. You want to preach about "Freedom Of Speech" and then CRY when someone else exercises that same right. You're a hypocrite. Do the world a favor... suicide is inexpensive after all.

mind you...he speaks of the actions of "Silent moderate muslims". If they are "silent" and "Moderate", what did they do?

They did exactly what I accused them of you idiot. THEY ARE SILENT. They do not STAND UP AND DENOUNCE the terrorists. Why? BECAUSE THEY APPLAUD THEM. Just like you liberals do with your actions. Hence, my deep hatred for you as well.

I think he's got to be a troll. No one can be this happily moronic.

Do you even KNOW what the hell you're talking about? Lesson time Liberal. For me to be a troll, that would mean I would have had to have come here, posted the message that got your panties in a twist, in an attempt to goad you into ragging on me. That's not what happened. One of you little pathetic liberal trolls went to another site, STOLE this post, plagiarized it here without my permission, and then took it out of context because you believe that makes you look intelligent. When in fact, all it does is reinforce our belief that among Liberals, there IS NO ORIGINAL THOUGHT. You can't come up with ideas on your own, so you are forced to steal them from other sites. Show some respect to your betters little girl. Go get yourself a hobby.

The irony, of course, is that he's not a racist based on this particular testimony. A religious bigot, yes, but not actually racist. Go figure.

Oh good! A liberal that FINALLY GETS IT. And it only took us what, 300 attempts at explaining it to you idiots for it to sink in. Now, do me a favor. I am not fluent in Dumb-Shit, so would you please explain that fact to the rest of the little liberal zombies that follow you. I say that because you seem to have an IQ of about 7, which obviously makes you the most intelligent of the Liberals, so you MUST be their leader.

i wonder what he would think, if someone said this, but inserted christian instead of muslim

and conservitive ****tards instead of liberal pussies?

would he bitch and moan about how monstruous the person is?

what a ****ing asshole

Hmmm considering I never claimed to be a Christian (you asshole, dumbf**k liberals ASSUMED that) And the fact that what a Liberal thinks of me doesn't mean shit to me, I couldn't give a f**k less what you say about Conservative Christians. If my post makes you bitch at Conservative Christians, that just proves how f**king stupid you are.

Another internet tough guy. Acknowledgement infers relevance. Let's give him the non-attention he deserves.

Again, I did not come here and post this. This was stolen by one of you little retards and BROUGHT here. So your little monkeys STARTED the attention.

Basically, you hate muslims, why?, do you think are you better trying to eliminate them?. Let´s talk about racism in the south, promoted by some Christians, they are Christians, are all Christian equal?. BE CONSECUENT.

Wait, let's see if I got this right. Some of you are calling me an idiot for labeling myself a racist when it's a RELIGION and not a race that I am speaking out against. And then others are calling me a Racist. So why have you liberal twits not corrected them yet? Could it be because you are hypocritical cowards? Nooooo couldn't be. GET A CLUE! BE CONSISTENT YOU IGNORANT F**KS!

what a very christian comment

Hey, taco breath, care to show me where I claimed I was a Christian? I never did Paco. Take your spic ass back to Mexico you beaner f**k.

Seems to demonstrate his penis-fixation at the end

And you demonstrate your fixation on my penis fixation. Guess that makes you a Queer Squared.

What do the women with no penises to hang onto do Gonzo, hang round to get raped?

Hmmm you got me Julian. But tell ya what, since you liberal unics know what you hang on to, even though you have no dick, how about you tell the women, and they can hang on to what ever it is that you hang on to.

Gonzo's typing with one hand again.

You are absolutely right there buttercup. I am typing one handed. I am doing that so that my typing is slow. I want to be sure you dumb f**k liberals can keep up.

Tell me Gonzo67, were you stroking your teensy-weensy little penis furiously while you were typing that bile? Did you remember to wipe the keyboard after you were finished?
****ing retard. The day morons like you scare me is the day I quit this planet.

Tell ya what Liberal, the day you quit this planet is the day I start stroking my teensy-weensy little penis furiously.

Bring it on, Gonzo. I'll put my military training against your beer-guzzling-fu any day of the year.

Awwww Avatar... listen sweet-heart, the Girl Scouts of America does NOT constitute "Military Training". Unless... are you gonna bake me some cookies?!?

I do believe that Mr. Gonzo is threatening us...ON THE INTERNET!

WOW! You figured that one out all on your own! And on the FIRST TRY! You must be WUN OF THE SMART WUNS!

Learn how to spell then you can tell us what you think. Lets see things you cant spell.

freakoid: not a word
strait: you spell that straight

Oh, and while we're at it... there's an APOSTROPHE in the word LET'S and an APOSTROPHE in the word CAN'T chuckles... practice what you preach hypocrite.

You little Liberals should try reading more. Don't try and take on your betters. You'll only get hurt.

[DoctorDoom]

I'm depressed. The children at FISTED were going to open a new wing in my honor. Maybe I'm just getting mellow thanks to my therapy sessions involving fantasies of causing protracted, exquisitely agonizing deaths of liberals via assorted instruments of mayhem and torture that would make Torquemada toss his cookies with revulsion.

The board exists because the hellbound asswipe, Noweh, needs the adulation of his fawning acolytes, and the occasional BJs that they give him (using swizzle straws and jeweler's loupes). He prefers microcephalic kindergarten dropouts, probably so that despite his igloo-room-temperature IQ, he can be at least marginally more intelligent than his posters.

Nothing is so amusing as one of those imbeciles coming here and trying to impress us with his/her/its intellect.

"It was far easier for you as civilized men to behave like barbarians than it was for them as barbarians to behave like civilized men."
-- Spock, Mirror, Mirror

The same principle applies with libidiots.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:unsmile: I certainly won't lose any sleep over race-baiting halfwits calling me a racist. They once quoted me for saying that there are neighborhoods in New Orleans where it's not safe for white people. Imagine that. There are people who hate me for being white, but I'm the one who's racist. Then, they proceeded to bill & coo about New Orleans's nightlife & cuisine. They had no reply, when I told them they were no better than me, since they were only interested in visiting the Crescent City for selfish reasons; none of them had expressed an interest in visiting the neighborhoods I had described.

[Republican_Legion]

:unsmile: What did you fix? Mormonism is a cult, & I've told Mormon missionaries some things they didn't know about their own history. So much for getting "curb-stomped".

:unsmile: Skyfire is full of shit. If he/she/it/hillary sees this, & wants to respond, we can put his/her/its/hillary's pro-mormon drivel in the religion forum.

I mis-interpeted it because I think only liberal christians would fall for skyfires pro-mormonism BS. To my knowledge both liberals and conservatives view mormonism as a cult and I would think only a Liberal would be convinced by someone like Skyfire.

[Beowulf]

Hey, Gonzo, make sure that you remind Julian that he is an Aussie and has no business poking into our nation's issues. He hates that.
And remind Mike the Minor Deity that he is a Brit and has the same lack-of-business.

Nice work, BTW.

[Rhino]

Why do any of you even bother posting over there?I don't. I don't even go there to read stuff, since they remind me of my kids when they were difficult adolescents. Really dumb. I found the mention of myself by accident with a Google search.

[Lazarus]

I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT! And neither do I!:biglaugh:
Gonz, I still think you're a fruitcake... But you're OUR fruitcake, and that makes all the difference...
:thumb:

[DoctorDoom]

McClane: I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
Grant: Oh, you were right about me. I'm just your kind of asshole.