Assault by haircut

[DesertFox]

Two teenagers are accusing each other of assaulting each other by haircut. An 18-year-old Des Moines East High School student told police Wednesday that another teenager came up behind her with a pair of scissors and began cutting her hair.

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[DeclinetoState]

Good grief.

[Eagle1]

East is actually one of the better of the trashy des moines schools. you could still go there for sporting events and feel safe, but at some of the other des moines schools you couldn't have paid me to go in , would be shot or stabbed in a heartbeat. see, the worst they got at east is some drugs and drive by barbering

[Riverboat]

Running with sharp objects - ain't there s'posed to be a zero tolerance thang 'gainst that?

[DeclinetoState]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061014/capt.sel10410141224.north_korea_koreas_dear_leader s_diet_sel104.jpg?x=380&y=274&sig=0EmWa_Yd7vRoBwR6hRsGhA--

A haircut like that should be a crime.

[DesertFox]

:roar: "drive by barbering"

[Suzie]

Sounds like an ugly night at a gay bar.

[DesertFox]

Trying to imagine what it would be like to be Kim Jong Il just makes one -- ill. No one dares even try to like the twerp, and loving him would be impossible. Not just ugly, he's stupid-looking. He knows what everyone around him "thinks" of him -- stark fear.

You just can't imagine anyone more alone on the planet.

[DeclinetoState]

I know we're getting :offtopic: here, but is Kim very small or is that just a huge glass he's drinking out of? Maybe he's fantasizing about a date with Barbra Streisand and had to fill up the glass with enough booze before she would start to look good.

As for the teens giving each other unwanted haircuts, well, they need to get a life.

[Timberwolf]

"Drive-by Barbering"

Now, THAT'S funny...I don't care who ya are!! LOL

And, at least they weren't shooting each other.

...oh, btw, there's no amount of alcohol on the face of the planet that would make 'the Babs' look good. And coming from someone who used to live by the creed, "pulse optional", that's sayin' somethin'.

[Riverboat]

. . . is Kim very small or is that just a huge glass he's drinking out of?
It's the glass. It's wearing platform shoes.

And considering what HE looks like, getting a date with Babs would be, er, a step up.