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Rhino
10-17-2006, 12:16 PM
'Sex Diet' Claims Lust Can Make You Lean

Monday, October 16, 2006

By Hannah Sentenac

Trying to shed a few pounds? Maybe all you have to do is climb into bed with a special someone ... and stay awake.

According to an upcoming book — and celebrities like Angelina Jolie and George Clooney's former model-girlfriend Lisa Snowdon — the key to controlling weight is simple: Have more sex!

"A steamy sex life could be the best diet you've ever tried," said author Kerry McCloskey, whose book, "The Ultimate Sex Diet: The Secret Formula for a Slimmer, Healthier, More Passionate Life," will be in bookstores early next year.

In "The Ultimate Sex Diet," various positions and "sex-ercises" are described in detail, including "crunchy kisses," "Elvis' pelvis," "wheelbarrow of fun" and other erotic moves to help you get fit while doing some ultra-intimate bonding with your partner.

But a strenuous sex life doesn't only help you lose weight. Other health benefits include a longer life span, reduced depression, an improved immune system and a stronger heart.

Spending quality time in the sack can also make you look better — a 1999 study by Dr. David Weeks at Scotland's Royal Edinburgh Hospital found that an active sex life can make you look up to seven years younger.

While experts agree that sex is good for you, they're not convinced about McCloskey's weight-loss claim..........http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,221380,00.html

My kinda diet.

Jag Wife
10-17-2006, 12:41 PM
YEAH, RIGHT!!:bsflag:

If that were true, I'd be back in a bikini by now!! :sad:

Nutrider99
10-17-2006, 12:44 PM
But a strenuous sex life doesn't only help you lose weight. Other health benefits include a longer life span, reduced depression, an improved immune system and a stronger heart.
I'm going to die young!

Rhino
10-17-2006, 12:44 PM
Maybe I'm not doing something right with the diet, but I'm willing to spend many years trying to get it right!

BuckeyeMike
10-17-2006, 04:08 PM
Jimmah Carrrtair.....he lusted (remember?) and all it did was make him stupid(er)!

BuckeyeMike
10-17-2006, 04:09 PM
YEAH, RIGHT!!:bsflag:

If that were true, I'd be back in a bikini by now!! :sad:


Now I'm losing weight!

DoctorDoom
10-17-2006, 05:06 PM
The only way that will work is if your significant other discovers your sextracurricular activity and leaves you without enough cash for food.

DeclinetoState
10-17-2006, 05:12 PM
These people must lay awake at night coming up with this. . .

I suppose it would explain Paris Hilton.

It wouldn't seem to explain Bill Clinton, though.

DeclinetoState
10-17-2006, 05:14 PM
Apparently Ted Kennedy doesn't lust much anymore. And Helen Thomas' significant other (assuming there is one, and there probably isn't) would have to be rather portly, to say the least.

Rhino
10-18-2006, 07:16 AM
The only way that will work is if your significant other discovers your sextracurricular activity and leaves you without enough cash for food.And chases you down the street with a baseball bat.