New member checking in!

[Irish Mom]

I hope this is the right place to do this!

I was referred here by a fellow conservative from another site. This place looks like allot of fun and I look forward to some great discussions!! :thumb:

[Eagle1]

Welcome

This is the place to be for conservatives on the net

[Rhino]

Yep, right place. Welcome!

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Welcome to FC, Irish Mom!
Since you were referred from a member at another site, I'm sure you are familiar with posting boards/forums, so I'll just give a reminder about our FAQ's and Board Policy links listed above at the top of the page and the tool bars respectively. The screennames in color -- red, purple/pink, and green are Administrators, MegaModerators, and Moderators, and if we can be of any assistance don't hesitate to let us know.
So without further bother, I again welcome you to FC!
Happy Posting, and
Many Blessings,
Hms

[Rhino]

And you don't need to post in fancy fonts and colors like Homes does. LOL!

[Irish Mom]

Thanks everyone for the nice welcome! I promise to keep it clean and to play nice . . . even with the liberals! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/patriot0.gif

[Rhino]

...and to play nice . . . even with the liberals! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/patriot0.gifThen you may not fit in at all!!! :rotflmbo:

[John Galt]

Just be sure to wash your hands if you've been at one of them liberal sites like redstate.com

[Republican_Legion]

Just be sure to wash your hands if you've been at one of them liberal sites like redstate.com

I just went to redstate.com it appears to be a conservative site. Are you saying that because it isnt a 'Libertarian' site?

[John Galt]

They are quite a bit less conservative than you guys are here. I like this place better.

[Peachdiane]

:welcome:

[Gonzo67]

Hi. I like pickles.

[Faithful_Servant]

Thanks everyone for the nice welcome! I promise to keep it clean and to play nice . . . even with the liberals! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/patriot0.gif
Irish, this is the place that only the most masochistic liberals ever visit. It's the liberal shooting gallery of the internet. IOW - You don't have to be nice.

[Irish Mom]

Irish, this is the place that only the most masochistic liberals ever visit. It's the liberal shooting gallery of the internet. IOW - You don't have to be nice.

Well, that's good to know! I'll keep that in mind . . . :devilangel:

[Tazeeyore]

FUN? FUN? What on earth are you thinking? :wave: Welcome to our forum and I hope you enjoy the stay as much as I would love to visit Ireland.

[Trevelyan]

Hi.

[DoctorDoom]

You came recommended by one of our fine members. That's good enough for me. Kick off yer shoes an' set a spell. I'll have maw put the kettle on. There's fresh roast liberal on the table.

[Gonzo67]

I Call White Meat!

[Irish Mom]

You came recommended by one of our fine members. That's good enough for me. Kick off yer shoes an' set a spell. I'll have maw put the kettle on. There's fresh roast liberal on the table.

Sorry, but I don't eat "horses' ass" . . .:D

[Gonzo67]

Sorry, but I don't eat "horses' ass" . . .:D


Horses Ass is good eatin, if'n it's cooked right. It's not a "microwave dish", you need to cook it in a crock pot, a little hot sauce, just make sure to scrape off the little brown flecks before you eat it.

[Timberwolf]

Welcome, Irish!! As Gonz said, HA ain't all that bad if'n it's done up right...the thang 'bout the "brown flecks"....VERY important....:biggrin:

btw - is that a double decker in your sigline?

[Gonzo67]

btw - is that a double decker in your sigline?


I was gonna ask about that too... I thought it looked a bit like an RV, Winebago maybe...

[Tazeeyore]

Me thinks they are closer to Jackasses than horses asses. Either way I wouldn't want to eat one.....just fry them. :evilgrin:

[Gonzo67]

just fry them. :evilgrin:


mmmmmmmmm Fried Horses Ass... Horses Ass Fricase..... Horses Ass Cocktail... Horses Ass Gumbo..... Baked Horses Ass..... Chicken Fried Horses Ass...... Country Fried Horses Ass..... Horses Ass Ala mode.....Horses Ass Stew....

Someone quick! Call the Bubba Gump Company! I think we gots ourselves a winner!

[BuckeyeMike]

Thanks everyone for the nice welcome! I promise to keep it clean and to play nice . . . even with the liberals! http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/patriot0.gif


Why??

[USPatriot8320]

Welcome to FC!

[Timberwolf]

mmmmmmmmm Fried Horses Ass... Horses Ass Fricase..... Horses Ass Cocktail... Horses Ass Gumbo..... Baked Horses Ass..... Chicken Fried Horses Ass...... Country Fried Horses Ass..... Horses Ass Ala mode.....Horses Ass Stew....

Someone quick! Call the Bubba Gump Company! I think we gots ourselves a winner!
Horses Ass stir fry....Horses Ass au gratin....Horses Ass Parmesan...Horses Ass tartare...Spaghetti and Horses Ass sauce...Cream of Wild Rice and Horses Ass soup...

I think yer on to somethin' there Gonz. :biggrin:

[Air-Warrior]

I hope this is the right place to do this!

I was referred here by a fellow conservative from another site. This place looks like allot of fun and I look forward to some great discussions!! :thumb:Welcome Irish Mum. I hope you really enjoy it here. Knowing one of the forums you used to frequent at Aimoo, I'm CERTAIN you'll like it here a LOT better. There are no CINO's (that I'm aware of) on this site's admin staff. I don't expect you'll have to defend conservative values against them. You'll learn a lot here too.

Cheers!

[Air-Warrior]

Why??Because at one of the other forums she frequented, the "conservative" forum owner was a stickler for letting libs vomit all over the place but insisting that conservatives keep it clean.

[DoctorDoom]

Because at one of the other forums she frequented, the "conservative" forum owner was a stickler for letting libs vomit all over the place but insisting that conservatives keep it clean.We have our folks that believe that conservatives should held to a higher standard than libs (in the same way that peeing on the carpet is expected of puppies but not of their owners). However, they are in the minority. Ann Coulter is our unofficial goddess. That says it all.

Civility isn't required (else several of us, myself included, would be on the S-list). We are aware of the effect that liberals have on conservatives—akin to putting Mentholatum in the K-Y tube. If threads devolve into unkind comments about another poster's canine lineage or the marital status of his/her parents, they are magically transported to Flame Wars, where the exuberant interplay can continue largely unfettered by restraints.

Have fun!

[Irish Mom]

Horses Ass is good eatin, if'n it's cooked right. It's not a "microwave dish", you need to cook it in a crock pot, a little hot sauce, just make sure to scrape off the little brown flecks before you eat it.

Eeeewwwwww . . . .!!!!:yuck:

[Irish Mom]

btw - is that a double decker in your sigline?

It's a fire truck - a ladder truck.

[Irish Mom]

Welcome Irish Mum. I hope you really enjoy it here. Knowing one of the forums you used to frequent at Aimoo, I'm CERTAIN you'll like it here a LOT better. There are no CINO's (that I'm aware of) on this site's admin staff. I don't expect you'll have to defend conservative values against them. You'll learn a lot here too.

Cheers!

Thanks for the invite! This looks like a great place and everyone seems to have a great sense of humor! There is so much more covered here then what I'm used to on those other forums (you know what I'm talking about) . . I could get lost in here!!

Thank you all for the warm welcome!! See you all around the forum . . :howdy:

[Gonzo67]

Well, if it's any indication... where else can a simple "Welcome To The Forums" thread go two pages and experience a drift into the ingestion of Horse Rectum?

And what's really scary is, it'll probably go a couple pages more, and drift into even stranger waters....

It's a common occurance here.

[Gonzo67]

Don't be surprised if a midget in a Don King mask, and a tu-tu pirouettes across your screen...

[BuckeyeMike]

That was your Holloween costume two years ago....I thought you sold that mask and tutu!

[Gonzo67]

That was your Holloween costume two years ago....I thought you sold that mask and tutu!


No, I keep it around for sentimental reasons... and for when I get really drunk.

Besides, you've seen what this town is like, not much else to do here but freak out the neighbors!

[Irish Mom]

Don't be surprised if a midget in a Don King mask, and a tu-tu pirouettes across your screen...

Now I'm counting on it!!

Come out, come out where ever you are . . . :dancers:

[BuckeyeMike]

No, I keep it around for sentimental reasons... and for when I get really drunk.

Besides, you've seen what this town is like, not much else to do here but freak out the neighbors!

From what I saw of your neighbors....I thought you were trying to blend in!

[Gonzo67]

Now I'm counting on it!!

Come out, come out where ever you are . . . :dancers:


They never come out when you're watching for them....


From what I saw of your neighbors....I thought you were trying to blend in!


No, haven't gotten the car up on blocks yet. But I have started the Budweiser Beer Can Sculpture.

[BuckeyeMike]

Don't forget to put an appliance out on the front porch......Fridge if possible....makes building the Bud Sculpture a lot easier! Saves a lotta steps..specially if ya don't have any younguns' to make beer runs for ya....remember "beer runs"?

As for the car on blocks....yer gonna have to get a goat to eat somma the front yard to find the vehicle first! Got any old goats around there?

[Gonzo67]

specially if ya don't have any younguns' to make beer runs for ya....remember "beer runs"?


Yeah, remember them well. 6 years old and you and pop trained me to believe that a whistle and 2 fingers held up meant "Go to the fridge and get 2 beers". And I thought I was learning sign language at an early age.

[DoctorDoom]

If you have pictures like these in your wedding album, you might be a redneck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/HumorPix/RedneckWedding.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/HumorPix/RedneckCake.jpg

[Irish Mom]

Don't forget to put an appliance out on the front porch......Fridge if possible...

..... and the bright orange plaid sofa that your flea bitten dog lays on. ;)

[Irish Mom]

If you have pictures like these in your wedding album, you might be a redneck.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/HumorPix/RedneckWedding.jpg



The Dale Ernhardt tatoo is classic!!

[Lubbock]

I believe the tattoo you're referring to would be that of Jeff Gordon. #24.

A Dale Earnhart tattoo would be #3.

His kid's number is #8.

I think that knowledge makes me a redneck.

[Irish Mom]

I believe the tatto you're referring to would be that of Jeff Gordon. #24.

A Dale Earnhart tattoo would be #3.

His kid's number is #8.

I think that knowledge make me a redneck.

Obviously I'm not a big race car fan . . but I knew it was for one of them!

[Lubbock]

Having forgotten my manners (a redneck trait, I understand), let me extend a belated WELCOME to FC, IrishMom.

You'll like this bunch of folks. You've already been given a heads-up as to the trolls who bring their sewage here to pollute, so I'll skip that warning.

It gets rowdy here at times. Sort of like a redneck bar on payday.

[Beowulf]

Welcome aboard, Irish Mom. Enjoy your stay!