Rhino
11-29-2006, 12:18 PM
They say I have ADD
but they just don't understand.
Oh Look! A chicken!
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Any minute now
I'll jump in with
pointless
observations.
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First the good news -
I made bail....
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Excuse me. What is
that odor you're
wearing?
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I may not be right, but
I can sure sound like it.
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If idiots
grew on trees
this place would
be an orchard
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I don't
Skinny Dip
I chunky dunk
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Cereal
Killer
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Egrets?
I've had a few
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I drive way too fast
to worry about cholesterol
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HERE I AM
now what are your other two wishes?
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Mom said I was destined
for greatness.
Destiny is so overrated.
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Eat well, stay fit,
die anyway.
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I'll give you an honest answer.
That was a stupid question.
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No need to yell.
I still won't listen.
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I can walk on water
as long as it's frozen
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I'm like a
SUPERHERO
Only without
the powers
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This is my warm
and sensitive side.
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Lead me not into temptation.
I can find it myself.
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It's better to have
loved and lost
than to live with
the psycho the
rest of your life
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With a body like this
who needs hair!
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Age doesn't matter
if you have money.
(oh crap)
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Darn... that was fun!"
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Talk is cheap
until you hire a lawyer.
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Everything I say is
fully substantiated by
my own opinion.
------------------
I'm not bossy.
I just know what
you should be doing.
------------------
She who must
be obeyed
------------------
but they just don't understand.
Oh Look! A chicken!
------------------
Any minute now
I'll jump in with
pointless
observations.
------------------
First the good news -
I made bail....
------------------
Excuse me. What is
that odor you're
wearing?
------------------
I may not be right, but
I can sure sound like it.
------------------
If idiots
grew on trees
this place would
be an orchard
------------------
I don't
Skinny Dip
I chunky dunk
------------------
Cereal
Killer
------------------
Egrets?
I've had a few
------------------
I drive way too fast
to worry about cholesterol
------------------
HERE I AM
now what are your other two wishes?
------------------
Mom said I was destined
for greatness.
Destiny is so overrated.
------------------
Eat well, stay fit,
die anyway.
------------------
I'll give you an honest answer.
That was a stupid question.
------------------
No need to yell.
I still won't listen.
------------------
I can walk on water
as long as it's frozen
------------------
I'm like a
SUPERHERO
Only without
the powers
------------------
This is my warm
and sensitive side.
------------------
Lead me not into temptation.
I can find it myself.
------------------
It's better to have
loved and lost
than to live with
the psycho the
rest of your life
------------------
With a body like this
who needs hair!
------------------
Age doesn't matter
if you have money.
(oh crap)
------------------
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Darn... that was fun!"
------------------
Talk is cheap
until you hire a lawyer.
------------------
Everything I say is
fully substantiated by
my own opinion.
------------------
I'm not bossy.
I just know what
you should be doing.
------------------
She who must
be obeyed
------------------