DesertFox
12-06-2006, 05:10 PM
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door.
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
"Do you have motorcycle?"
"Yep, my bike's parked over there." And points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
"Do you drink?"
"Like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
"Do you smoke?"
"Like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute. "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
"Do you have motorcycle?"
"Yep, my bike's parked over there." And points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
"Do you drink?"
"Like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
"Do you smoke?"
"Like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question: Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute. "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."