DesertFox
12-12-2006, 08:19 AM
America needs but one thing: Somebody with balls to stand up and start talking plain sense in public, taking on all the issues of the day and speaking to them rather than avoiding them, or going along to get along, or trying to be civil, or pretending that assholes really aren't assholes. He needn't even be rancorous, but he does need to have the facts readily at hand and simply speak them out loud in public.
He needs to talk about race first of all. "Race hustlers and professional crybaby groups have made us feel shame where we should feel pride -- at ending slavery and then overcoming Jim Crow and doing our level best to make things as right as they can be. Affirmative action is simply Jim Crow in reverse and my govt will not pursue ANY stupid cases on behalf of that destructive, asinine ideology. Oh, and Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are liars and scam artists. I will put my AG onto tracking down their lawlessness and putting them in jail. However, not for any 'hate crimes.' Hate crime laws are another idiocy that my administration will try its best to get undone."
Then he needs to talk about feminism and how it's made us behave like idiots. "Women are wonderful. So are men. End of conversation. Women get no special preferences just because they're women, under my govt. Nor do men. Nor do queers. I will direct energetic efforts toward dumping Title IX, which has ruined countless men's sports programs in American colleges for minimal benefits to women. It's a destructive, nasty, lying farce that needs to go. Also, the idiotic notion of 'hostile environment' under which people can't even have pictures of their wives or kids on their desks -- that is the sort of stupidity that has made 'feminism' a laughingstock among serious scholars and decent people. When the president of Harvard can't broach a legitimate subject of inquiry without being hounded out of office by screeching harpies, it's time we threw 'feminism' out on its fat ass."
Then queers. "God made queers so He must love them. I don't, but neither do I hate them just because they're queers. More importantly, I don't have to love them OR hate them; I only have to allow them their rights under the Constitution. That's what they'll get. No special recognition. My SecEd will immediately undertake to rid ALL our public education textbooks of porn that has been put there by queer advocates. Oh, and AIDS research will NOT be part of my budget. AIDS is overwhelmingly a behavioral condition, the prevention of which is already in the hands of sexually active people. I do not propose to put a single federal penny towards AIDS research OR medicines OR anything else, anywhere in the world or in America. AIDS has been around for over a quarter of a century. If you don't know about it by now, and don't know how to avoid it, you're a prime candidate for a Darwin Award, not federal babying."
Then political correctness. "This distortion of common sense is ludicrous, but no one has stood up to it. I'm doing that now. It's bad manners, but hardly a violation of the First Amendment, to call someone a nigger or a kike or a spic or a wetback or a towelhead or a Fundie or a honky or whatever else. My govt will NOT prosecute cases solely on this basis, though it will recognize incitement in such language when that's the case. The only way we'll ever get past political correctness is to ignore it, and that's just what my govt will do."
Then the courts. "Legislation from the bench is antiConstitutional and my administration won't enable it. Some Lefty judge wants to order someone around, he can enforce his order himself because my govt won't do it for him."
Then immigration. "It's sad but true, that the illegals swamping us from the South won't stop coming unless they know we're serious. My administration will show that we are very serious. I will direct the Border Patrol to shoot to kill, anyone coming across the border at other than legal crossing points with all required documentation. I promise you, within a week a few people will be dead, but FAR fewer than would have died in the desert; AND, illegal migration will come to a screeching halt without us spending billions on a fence."
Then national defense. "I respect peaceful Muslims but will not stand by while Islam tries to intimidate the world into accepting Mohammed as the worldwide prophet. Mohammed was a pedophile and a freak. Oh, and Mr Ahmadinejad? STFU or I will nuke your second-rate country back into the stone age."
Then the media. "America's media has been selling out America since Walter Duranty at the New York Slimes in the Thirties. My administration will respond to the lies, exaggerations, and distortions point by point so that the public will know just who is lying about what. Be clear on this: Mistakes are one thing. But when the NY Times and other media deliberately slant and distort the news to make America out to be the bad guy, they need to be resisted with all the means at our disposal. My administration will do just that. It will also strictly enforce the law regarding publication of national secrets."
Then the universities. "I'm sick to death of America's so-called 'elite' universities leading the way to America's death. My administration will do all in its power to withdraw all federal funding to all universities in America. The private sector will do that job or it just won't get done. It's past time we quit pretending that Lefties who steal entire runs of opposition student newspapers, or trash the offices of such newspapers, are expressing legitimate dissent. They aren't. They're hoodlums, and they're being backed by spineless university administrators who help them pretend to a legitimacy they do not have.
"Whether I succeed in this effort to turn the universities around will depend to some extent on such institutions as the NEA, which I intend to fight at every turn. I also intend to point out such vicious lying frauds as Noam Chomsky. People like that have no business teaching our youth and I will use my bully pulpit to get them gone if it can be done. I will also order my SecEd to lay out a timetable for dismantling the Dept of Education by the end of what I expect to be eight years in office."
Then profiling. "My administration will very pointedly and publicly profile for the safety and security of America. We will profile blacks when that's part of the criminal profile in a given case. We will profile Mexicans when it makes sense as part of the investigation. We will profile Muslims and Arabs when that's part of the profile of people who blow themselves up, and crash airplanes into buildings, all so they can order the rest of us around. Oh, and my administration will not pretend that little blonde-haired girls and 93-year-old grandmas are just as likely to be dangerous as a 25-year-old Muslim male. Profiling is a perfectly legitimate part of law enforcement and national security and we will DAMN WELL PROFILE. You don't like it, get over it."
Then global warming. "This is the biggest farce ever perpetrated on the public. Al Gore's an idiot, and anyone who listens to him is missing a few marbles. My administration will NOT kowtow to any global warming scenario. I will appoint respected scientists to the appropriate positions, and they will report to me on what needs to be done vis-a-vis pollution, climate or whatever. I will not pretend that alarmist lies and stupidity, dressed up and passed off as science, are a reasonable basis for public policy."
Then abortion. "This issue needs to be returned to the states. It's a states issue, not one for the SCOTUS to mandate. I will direct my AG to seek ways to get abortion OUT of the courts and back into the political mainstream, where it should have been all this time."
Then stem cell research. "Private institutions can do this just fine with no federal help. That's how it will be under my govt."
Then tort reform. "Lawyers are wrecking the country. Since judges no longer seem to want to limit awards to reasonable sums, I will seek legislation that imposes reasonable limits on tort awards."
Then the opposition. "Does this agenda sound retributive to you? It should. I represent the decent folks in America. We stay home rather than prance around in parades half-dressed. We don't call people Nazis and Taliban and accuse them of starving widows or tell them the other guys will restore slavery if elected. When one of ours gets caught doing wrong, he resigns. The opposition doesn't respect such rules. Their side of the aisle is chockful of people who should have been out of public life long ago, but who continue in office causing problems for the decent people. I mainly mean folks like Ted Kennedy, who has been lying about decent people on the Right for decades now; and John Conyers, a dedicated and very public communist; and Patrick 'Leaky' Leahy, who IMO has been selling America out for decades now; and others of that ilk. These kinds of people have too long distorted public business in America and I intend to take them on head-on. It will be ugly, but they started it. I intend to finish it by finishing them in public life if I can.
"Then there are the examples of Democrat expresidents. Until George W. Bush's terms, it was a longstanding tradition that expresidents didn't criticize the man in office. GOP expresidents respected that, even when a man they could barely stand was in office. Not Democrat expresidents. The only two still alive badmouthed Mr Bush at every opportunity, even breaking another tradition and criticizing the president when they went overseas. If this is the example they want, then I will criticize them while still in office. Both these men -- Carter and Clinton -- played with the Soviets during the era of the Soviet Union and both are very suspect in my eyes as far as loyalty to America goes. I think Carter, besides hating Jews, wants America to fail; and Clinton doesn't care if America fails so long as he gets the limelight. And I will do my level best to prevent either from ever having any impact on American policy at any level again."
Finally, this: "If you don't think there's a difference anymore between the major Parties, you may be right. But there's a big difference between me and anybody else who's running for the presidency: I will no longer abide the Left's nasty crap, leaving unanswered their lies, and the lies of their lapdogs in the press. They want a culture war, they'll get one from my administration. I want to take back America from the fascist, fundie Left. They are the ones who want to see America fail, and it shows in the long trail of evidence leading back to Walter Duranty. They won't get away any longer with an anonymity that owes to public servants not exposing them, or the Fourth Estate not living up to its responsibility. They will smear me as they smear anyone who exposes them. But this time, the object of their hatred will be fighting back as publicly and viciously as they.
"I'm very much aware that my administrations will be full of protests, demonstrations, and similar shenanigans as the Left, as always, takes advantage of American freedoms to try to destroy our stability and enjoyment of quiet, dignified living. They will not be demonstrating in the name of anything legitimate, but only to cause trouble for the rest of us. To the extent that I legally can, I will face these punks down. I grant them no legitimacy whatever. They hate America, the very idea of America. I love America. It's up to you quiet people who just want to live your lives peacefully, to make your position known. The Left, just like the fanatical Muslims where they run things, will not allow you to sit on the sidelines if they ever gain full control in our country. Choose a side NOW and make your opinion known."
When people hear such a man they will rally around nationwide.
He needs to talk about race first of all. "Race hustlers and professional crybaby groups have made us feel shame where we should feel pride -- at ending slavery and then overcoming Jim Crow and doing our level best to make things as right as they can be. Affirmative action is simply Jim Crow in reverse and my govt will not pursue ANY stupid cases on behalf of that destructive, asinine ideology. Oh, and Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are liars and scam artists. I will put my AG onto tracking down their lawlessness and putting them in jail. However, not for any 'hate crimes.' Hate crime laws are another idiocy that my administration will try its best to get undone."
Then he needs to talk about feminism and how it's made us behave like idiots. "Women are wonderful. So are men. End of conversation. Women get no special preferences just because they're women, under my govt. Nor do men. Nor do queers. I will direct energetic efforts toward dumping Title IX, which has ruined countless men's sports programs in American colleges for minimal benefits to women. It's a destructive, nasty, lying farce that needs to go. Also, the idiotic notion of 'hostile environment' under which people can't even have pictures of their wives or kids on their desks -- that is the sort of stupidity that has made 'feminism' a laughingstock among serious scholars and decent people. When the president of Harvard can't broach a legitimate subject of inquiry without being hounded out of office by screeching harpies, it's time we threw 'feminism' out on its fat ass."
Then queers. "God made queers so He must love them. I don't, but neither do I hate them just because they're queers. More importantly, I don't have to love them OR hate them; I only have to allow them their rights under the Constitution. That's what they'll get. No special recognition. My SecEd will immediately undertake to rid ALL our public education textbooks of porn that has been put there by queer advocates. Oh, and AIDS research will NOT be part of my budget. AIDS is overwhelmingly a behavioral condition, the prevention of which is already in the hands of sexually active people. I do not propose to put a single federal penny towards AIDS research OR medicines OR anything else, anywhere in the world or in America. AIDS has been around for over a quarter of a century. If you don't know about it by now, and don't know how to avoid it, you're a prime candidate for a Darwin Award, not federal babying."
Then political correctness. "This distortion of common sense is ludicrous, but no one has stood up to it. I'm doing that now. It's bad manners, but hardly a violation of the First Amendment, to call someone a nigger or a kike or a spic or a wetback or a towelhead or a Fundie or a honky or whatever else. My govt will NOT prosecute cases solely on this basis, though it will recognize incitement in such language when that's the case. The only way we'll ever get past political correctness is to ignore it, and that's just what my govt will do."
Then the courts. "Legislation from the bench is antiConstitutional and my administration won't enable it. Some Lefty judge wants to order someone around, he can enforce his order himself because my govt won't do it for him."
Then immigration. "It's sad but true, that the illegals swamping us from the South won't stop coming unless they know we're serious. My administration will show that we are very serious. I will direct the Border Patrol to shoot to kill, anyone coming across the border at other than legal crossing points with all required documentation. I promise you, within a week a few people will be dead, but FAR fewer than would have died in the desert; AND, illegal migration will come to a screeching halt without us spending billions on a fence."
Then national defense. "I respect peaceful Muslims but will not stand by while Islam tries to intimidate the world into accepting Mohammed as the worldwide prophet. Mohammed was a pedophile and a freak. Oh, and Mr Ahmadinejad? STFU or I will nuke your second-rate country back into the stone age."
Then the media. "America's media has been selling out America since Walter Duranty at the New York Slimes in the Thirties. My administration will respond to the lies, exaggerations, and distortions point by point so that the public will know just who is lying about what. Be clear on this: Mistakes are one thing. But when the NY Times and other media deliberately slant and distort the news to make America out to be the bad guy, they need to be resisted with all the means at our disposal. My administration will do just that. It will also strictly enforce the law regarding publication of national secrets."
Then the universities. "I'm sick to death of America's so-called 'elite' universities leading the way to America's death. My administration will do all in its power to withdraw all federal funding to all universities in America. The private sector will do that job or it just won't get done. It's past time we quit pretending that Lefties who steal entire runs of opposition student newspapers, or trash the offices of such newspapers, are expressing legitimate dissent. They aren't. They're hoodlums, and they're being backed by spineless university administrators who help them pretend to a legitimacy they do not have.
"Whether I succeed in this effort to turn the universities around will depend to some extent on such institutions as the NEA, which I intend to fight at every turn. I also intend to point out such vicious lying frauds as Noam Chomsky. People like that have no business teaching our youth and I will use my bully pulpit to get them gone if it can be done. I will also order my SecEd to lay out a timetable for dismantling the Dept of Education by the end of what I expect to be eight years in office."
Then profiling. "My administration will very pointedly and publicly profile for the safety and security of America. We will profile blacks when that's part of the criminal profile in a given case. We will profile Mexicans when it makes sense as part of the investigation. We will profile Muslims and Arabs when that's part of the profile of people who blow themselves up, and crash airplanes into buildings, all so they can order the rest of us around. Oh, and my administration will not pretend that little blonde-haired girls and 93-year-old grandmas are just as likely to be dangerous as a 25-year-old Muslim male. Profiling is a perfectly legitimate part of law enforcement and national security and we will DAMN WELL PROFILE. You don't like it, get over it."
Then global warming. "This is the biggest farce ever perpetrated on the public. Al Gore's an idiot, and anyone who listens to him is missing a few marbles. My administration will NOT kowtow to any global warming scenario. I will appoint respected scientists to the appropriate positions, and they will report to me on what needs to be done vis-a-vis pollution, climate or whatever. I will not pretend that alarmist lies and stupidity, dressed up and passed off as science, are a reasonable basis for public policy."
Then abortion. "This issue needs to be returned to the states. It's a states issue, not one for the SCOTUS to mandate. I will direct my AG to seek ways to get abortion OUT of the courts and back into the political mainstream, where it should have been all this time."
Then stem cell research. "Private institutions can do this just fine with no federal help. That's how it will be under my govt."
Then tort reform. "Lawyers are wrecking the country. Since judges no longer seem to want to limit awards to reasonable sums, I will seek legislation that imposes reasonable limits on tort awards."
Then the opposition. "Does this agenda sound retributive to you? It should. I represent the decent folks in America. We stay home rather than prance around in parades half-dressed. We don't call people Nazis and Taliban and accuse them of starving widows or tell them the other guys will restore slavery if elected. When one of ours gets caught doing wrong, he resigns. The opposition doesn't respect such rules. Their side of the aisle is chockful of people who should have been out of public life long ago, but who continue in office causing problems for the decent people. I mainly mean folks like Ted Kennedy, who has been lying about decent people on the Right for decades now; and John Conyers, a dedicated and very public communist; and Patrick 'Leaky' Leahy, who IMO has been selling America out for decades now; and others of that ilk. These kinds of people have too long distorted public business in America and I intend to take them on head-on. It will be ugly, but they started it. I intend to finish it by finishing them in public life if I can.
"Then there are the examples of Democrat expresidents. Until George W. Bush's terms, it was a longstanding tradition that expresidents didn't criticize the man in office. GOP expresidents respected that, even when a man they could barely stand was in office. Not Democrat expresidents. The only two still alive badmouthed Mr Bush at every opportunity, even breaking another tradition and criticizing the president when they went overseas. If this is the example they want, then I will criticize them while still in office. Both these men -- Carter and Clinton -- played with the Soviets during the era of the Soviet Union and both are very suspect in my eyes as far as loyalty to America goes. I think Carter, besides hating Jews, wants America to fail; and Clinton doesn't care if America fails so long as he gets the limelight. And I will do my level best to prevent either from ever having any impact on American policy at any level again."
Finally, this: "If you don't think there's a difference anymore between the major Parties, you may be right. But there's a big difference between me and anybody else who's running for the presidency: I will no longer abide the Left's nasty crap, leaving unanswered their lies, and the lies of their lapdogs in the press. They want a culture war, they'll get one from my administration. I want to take back America from the fascist, fundie Left. They are the ones who want to see America fail, and it shows in the long trail of evidence leading back to Walter Duranty. They won't get away any longer with an anonymity that owes to public servants not exposing them, or the Fourth Estate not living up to its responsibility. They will smear me as they smear anyone who exposes them. But this time, the object of their hatred will be fighting back as publicly and viciously as they.
"I'm very much aware that my administrations will be full of protests, demonstrations, and similar shenanigans as the Left, as always, takes advantage of American freedoms to try to destroy our stability and enjoyment of quiet, dignified living. They will not be demonstrating in the name of anything legitimate, but only to cause trouble for the rest of us. To the extent that I legally can, I will face these punks down. I grant them no legitimacy whatever. They hate America, the very idea of America. I love America. It's up to you quiet people who just want to live your lives peacefully, to make your position known. The Left, just like the fanatical Muslims where they run things, will not allow you to sit on the sidelines if they ever gain full control in our country. Choose a side NOW and make your opinion known."
When people hear such a man they will rally around nationwide.