Lubbock
12-14-2006, 04:28 PM
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot . . .
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot . . .