Patriot Heart
12-17-2006, 06:19 PM
<TT>A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas </TT><TT>cards.</TT>
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<TT>She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"</TT>
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<TT>The clerk says, "What denomination?"</TT>
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<TT>The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? </TT>
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<TT>Give me 6 Catholic, </TT><TT>Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."<O:p</O:p</TT>
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<TT>She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"</TT>
<TT><O:p</O:p</TT>
<TT>The clerk says, "What denomination?"</TT>
<TT><O:p</O:p</TT>
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<TT>The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? </TT>
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<TT>Give me 6 Catholic, </TT><TT>Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."<O:p</O:p</TT>