DeclinetoState
12-20-2006, 12:20 AM
I know we (ok, I) pick on Paris Hilton too much, but she is an obvious target.
Q. Why did Paris Hilton flunk the geography test?
A. She couldn't remember the name of the capital of France.
Q. If Paris Hilton ever has any children, will she name them after other cities in France?
A. Yes; if she has a boy, she'll name him Nancy.
Q. What's the main difference between Paris Hilton the person and Paris Hilton the hotel?
A. The hotel's elevator goes to the top floor.
Q. Why did Paris Hilton flunk the geography test?
A. She couldn't remember the name of the capital of France.
Q. If Paris Hilton ever has any children, will she name them after other cities in France?
A. Yes; if she has a boy, she'll name him Nancy.
Q. What's the main difference between Paris Hilton the person and Paris Hilton the hotel?
A. The hotel's elevator goes to the top floor.