Man, 33, Claims He Has Not Seen Britney Spears’s Vagina: Friends, Experts Skeptical

[EveningStar]

A Columbus, Ohio man held a press conference today to announce that he has yet to see Britney Spears’s vagina, in spite of the nearly ubiquitous images of it readily available on the Internet.

Randy Klujian, 33, a real estate salesman in suburban Columbus, said that he was making his announcement in order to cement his place in history as the only person in North America, if not the industrialized world, never to have seen Ms. Spears’s private parts...More (http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=6667)

[DeclinetoState]

Does this mean he's gay?

[Wolfcounsel]

He is correct, if he is referring to the paparazzi pictures. There is no need to explain this to people who are aware of the anatomy of a woman's genitalia.

[DeclinetoState]

You mean you believe he's seen the pics, but they don't really show as much as they seem to? I tend to agree (I think she was wearing pink panties), but everyone else seems to believe she really was showing her privates.

[DesertFox]

:roar: Man, 33, Claims He Has Not Seen Britney Spears’ Vagina: Friends, Experts Skeptical :rotflmbo:

[DeclinetoState]

Actually, I believe the vagina is an internal structure, whereas what we saw or may have seen of Britney was completely external. Do you want me to go into further detail?

[BEST45CAL]

there are outer______and inner______, but her v____ is actually not showing. this guy is correct.

[Nutrider99]

Randy Klujian, 33, a real estate salesman in suburban Columbus, said that he was making his announcement in order to cement his place in history as the only person in North America, if not the industrialized world, never to have seen Ms. Spears’s private parts...
What's private about them?

[DoctorDoom]

What's private about them?Good question. Like Paris, Angelina, Madonna et al, with all the action they've seen, they should be generals by now.

[Lazarus]

Man, This is news we can use... I've been sitting on pins and needles waiting for a fresh news update about the genitalia of witless, talentless, pop culture whores... :rolleyes:

[DesertFox]

I will stand up and defend the stupid spoiled whore poor girl. We saw Britney's shaved labia. If she'd been a shameless whore we'd also have seen her clitoris and the inner walls of her vulva, along with the dildo that always seems to accompany such shots. :rolleyes:

[DeclinetoState]

. . . the dildo that always seems to accompany such shots.At least it isn't a cigar.

[Wolfcounsel]

"Actually, I believe the vagina is an internal structure, whereas what we saw or may have seen of Britney was completely external. Do you want me to go into further detail?" --DeclinetoState

Yes, that's what I meant. That was the vulva and not the vagina, which is internal. What's further detail consist of?
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[DeclinetoState]

You want pics, Wolf?

;)

[Trevelyan]

I will stand up and defend the stupid spoiled whore poor girl. We saw Britney's shaved labia. If she'd been a shameless whore we'd also have seen her clitoris and the inner walls of her vulva, along with the dildo that always seems to accompany such shots. :rolleyes:

It sounds as though you have conducted extensive research on such matters. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/Trevelyan/oh.gif

[DesertFox]

No comment, he said evasively.

[Wolfcounsel]

"You want pics, Wolf?" --DeclinetoState

No, thanks. I've seen them.:ooo:

[Pennville_Bill]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Pennville_Bill/Other%20Stuff/INSULTS/lame.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

Do we need a Lame Wars forum?

[Wolfcounsel]

This obsession with the genitalia of celebrity bimbos borders on the secular progressive side of entertainment.:evilgrin:

[Rhino]

:rotflmbo:

[BEST45CAL]

Britney Spears is lame.