Baseball

[Timberwolf]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here.."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."

[UnkHiram]

ROFL, Didn't see that coming

[PrezLeefun]

Oh man......:rotflmbo:

[CountryGent]

LOL! That kid is lucky he got money instead of "special attention" from that priest................:rolleyes:

[PrezLeefun]

LOL! That kid is lucky he got money instead of "special attention" from that priest................:rolleyes:


Ya know I wanted to say something like that but refrained. :roar:

[DesertFox]

:claps:

:roar:

[Eagle1]

that reminds me of another classic priest joke

there was a young doctor starting out his practice in a small town. he was taking pointers from the old doctor who was about to retire. they were going on house calls together and the old doc was showing the young one some tricks. they go to the first house and talk to a woman who was complaining of stomach discomfort. the old doc talked to her for a while about the weather and her kids. eventually he said that she should stop eating so many bananas and she would be fine. they left and the young doc said "how did you know what was wrong with her. you never asked her medical questions." the old doc replied "did you notice as i was talking i kept dropping my stethascope. i was looking around for clues as to what was wrong with her. i noticed that her trash can was full of banana peels." the young doc was impressed and asked to try it at the next house. they arrived at the next womans house and the young doc did the same routine. the woman complained of being constantly tired. after the standard small talk the young doc told her to take a break from all the work she was doing for the curch and she would feel better. they left and the old doc was puzzled. he asked how he knew that she was doing so much work for the church. the young doc said "when i dropped the stethescope i noticed the priest hiding under the bed."

[PrezLeefun]

OMG!!!! Thats even funnier. Jesus!:smirky:

[Timberwolf]

Yuppers!!! LOL