Tom Cruise is "the Christ" of Scientology

[Patriot Heart]

This is too funny. The ultimate manifestation of "short man syndrome". Be sure and read the reader comments after the article.
Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology


<!-- end headline or Pic Headline -->By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
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And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

[PrezLeefun]

OH wow..... more idiots worshiping a fake Messiah. Lovely.

[Wolfcounsel]

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. --from Patriot Heart's link

I guess when one has enough money to give donations for each of the cult's lessons, one "advances" more rapidly than those who have less money. Like being able to pay some martial arts, uh, instructor to advance your 15 year old kid to tenth level black belt after one year.

[Jag Wife]

This world just keeps getting whackier. :rolleyes:

[Eagle1]

how messed up is that kid gonna be now?

tom cruise, who art in hollywood,
hallowed be thy movies.........

[DoctorDoom]

Tom Cruise, who art in hollywood,
hallowed be thy movies.
Thy nonsense come, thy whims be done
But only in Tinseltown.

Spare us this day your specious crap,
And forgive us when we call you an idiot, as we forgive you for being one.
And lead us not into theaters where your flicks are running, but deliver us from your mindless scheißdreck.
For thine is the BS, and the illusion of power, and the vainglory, thankfully not forever. Oy vey!

Matt 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
24a For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets ...

[EveningStar]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/912/912_TomCruise.jpg

[DesertFox]

Dude's an idiot. Always was. Prolly always will be.

[SevenofNine]

ES rack ittt ROFL

Do you think Matt and trey be working on sequel remember South Park is being made right now for 11th season