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Seeker of Truth
05-12-2003, 02:30 PM
The Perfect Man Exists — on Video

Friday, April 25, 2003

By Catherine Donaldson-Evans

NEW YORK — You come home from a hard day only to find your man lounging on the couch watching television. The sink is full of dirty dishes, dinner needs to be made and the laundry basket is overflowing.

Sound familiar? Well, now you can trade in that scenario for a better one.

In a quirky new video and DVD called the “Incredible Instant Adoring Boyfriend,” your beau greets you with flowers and tells you he’s done your washing, cleaned behind the refrigerator and has dinner ready. He also showers you with compliments and offers to give you a massage.

When popped into the VCR or DVD player, the recording, made by British-based company Lagoon Games, serves as a companion for the lonely-hearted.

“It’s company if you are single,” said Lagoon Creative Manager Jonathan Lim. “When you come home on your own, this way there is someone else in the house with you. Someone says all these nice things to you, and it’s going to make you feel better.”

In the tape, a dashing British gent appears on the screen, immediately making it known that he’s at the viewer’s beck and call and saying all the things a self-respecting lady would want to hear.

“Wow, you look amazing,” says the boyfriend, looking out from the television screen as he lifts weights. “I guess it always takes my breath away when I see you.”

Later, he presents flowers that he bought “for no particular reason other than to tell you that I adore you,” talks with disdain about strip clubs and football matches (“I don’t see what all the fuss is about”), irons while clad only in a towel and reveals that he’s planned a surprise vacation to Paris.

“It’s very tongue-in-cheek,” Lim said. “It’s quite funny.”

First there were matchmaking services, then Internet dating. Perhaps the video boyfriend is the next logical step for frustrated singles seeking love and coming up empty.

Trish McDermott, the “vice president of romance” at online dating service Match.com (search), doesn’t think so.

“It’s someone to come home to, someone to say loving, adoring things to us who doesn’t leave the toilet seat up,” McDermott said. “There are benefits to the virtual boyfriend, but ultimately his charm will fade.”

McDermott said the appeal of the “Instant Boyfriend (search)” will only go so far since he can’t actually follow through on what he says.


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JonECat
05-12-2003, 03:48 PM
And you'll find it under 'Fiction'

jag
05-12-2003, 08:07 PM
McDermott said the appeal of the “Instant Boyfriend (search)” will only go so far since he can’t actually follow through on what he says.


Thats not so different from the "slow cooked" version boyfriend.

blakjaque shelac
05-13-2003, 01:14 PM
The toilet seat, the toilet seat - it's always the toilet seat!

Please! Ladies! I want to understand.

Why do many women seem to believe that it is their God given right to have the toilet seat left in THEIR preferred position?

A fair attitutde would be "Leave it the way you used it."

A more caring and fair attitude would be "Leave it in your mate's preferred position" (He leaves it down for her, she leaves it up for him)

But for many many women, the only acceptable solution is "Everyone leaves it the way I want it.", and they seem to see no hint of self-centredness in this, as if there was some moral imperative why men are not worth consideration in the bathroom.

All illuminations will be appreciated.

Wyatt_Junker
05-13-2003, 10:08 PM
[ QUOTE ]
blakjaque shelac said:
The toilet seat, the toilet seat - it's always the toilet seat!

Please! Ladies! I want to understand.

Why do many women seem to believe that it is their God given right to have the toilet seat left in THEIR preferred position?

A fair attitutde would be "Leave it the way you used it."

A more caring and fair attitude would be "Leave it in your mate's preferred position" (He leaves it down for her, she leaves it up for him)

But for many many women, the only acceptable solution is "Everyone leaves it the way I want it.", and they seem to see no hint of self-centredness in this, as if there was some moral imperative why men are not worth consideration in the bathroom.

All illuminations will be appreciated.

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Yeppers. Yep.

Yup.

jag
05-14-2003, 07:09 AM
[ QUOTE ]
blakjaque shelac said:
The toilet seat, the toilet seat - it's always the toilet seat

Please! Ladies! I want to understand.

Why do many women seem to believe that it is their God given right to have the toilet seat left in THEIR preferred position?...........

All illuminations will be appreciated.

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LOL. Thats just the way it is and always will be. Choose your battles carefully we will always win this one. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon1.gif (the one on the left is you)

Human_Error
05-15-2003, 03:25 AM
Dang well its no fun getting up in the middle of the night and keeping the lights off and then to find your butt is sunk down deep into toliet water!!!

See people ask...what is the difference between perfume and toliet water?

Well toliet water is what we get when YOU guys leave the friggin' toliet seat up!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

blakjaque shelac
05-15-2003, 08:03 AM
Any more fun, you imagine, than getting up in the middle of the night, keeping the lights off, and then to find your knees splattered with urine from peeing on a lowered toilet seat?

You live with a man. Why wouldn't you check the position of the seat before sitting down? Because everyone should just leave it in your preferred position? So you're above being made to check the position of the toilet seat in the dark, but he's not? Ya, that sounds like equality, caring, reasonableness.

TheRealLobo
05-15-2003, 08:06 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Human_Error said:
Dang well its no fun getting up in the middle of the night and keeping the lights off and then to find your butt is sunk down deep into toliet water!!!

See people ask...what is the difference between perfume and toliet water?

Well toliet water is what we get when YOU guys leave the friggin' toliet seat up!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



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What's the problem with reaching to see if the seat is up or down before sitting? You would NEVER sit on a park bench before looking to see if it's really there...would you?

DesertFox
05-17-2003, 11:08 AM
Most men I know (though few women) have back problems as they get older. More than once I've bent over to lift the toilet seat and couldn't straighten up again and was in agony until the next day when I could get to a doctor -- and once it took a week to get me right again.

Still, my take is that it's your responsibility, not your mate's, to pee IN the toilet rather than ON it; or to sit on the toilet seat rather than cold porcelain.

Now, onto something really important: Should tp roll down from the top or from the bottom?