No Big Jet For Nancy Pelosi

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The champoin for the poor wanted a bigger one then Haster so she could fly herself and her elite freinds back and forth to the left coast. Poor dear, she's going to have to rough it.:sad:

[BEST45CAL]

That's a shame. What is she going to carry her ego in now? lol

[DeclinetoState]

Doesn't she have a broom to fly on? (I don't know if it can carry an ego, though.)

[DoctorDoom]

What is she going to carry her ego in now? lolThat will be shipped separately in a C-5A.

[Pennville_Bill]

Doesn't she have a broom to fly on? (I don't know if it can carry an ego, though.)

Well, if she got a clean shave, she'd get a better grip on the broom...............

[Lubbock]

PB, you is baaaaaaad . . . .

[Wolfcounsel]

"Well, if she got a clean shave, she'd get a better grip on the broom..............." --Pennville_Bill


ACK! I didn't realize she had hairy palms!:confused:

[PaulRevere]

A. Bush's sucking up to Democrats, including supporting Pelosi's Airforce plane, indicates that he is sucking up to her because he's afraid she's got him by the short and curlies with her power to launch Congressional investigations and maybe even an impeachment.

B. Nancy's facelifts have pulled her skin so tight she looks like a stressed out South American monkey on Redbull being pursued by a jaguar.

[DesertFox]

I disagree with A. I think Bush is right. This IS a minor thing that ought not occasion such a stir.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

Wolfcounsel:
ACK! I didn't realize she had hairy palms!:confused:

:moo: I don't think Pennville Bill was referring to her palms.

[dPrasse]

I disagree with A. I think Bush is right. This IS a minor thing that ought not occasion such a stir.

Bush is right , always , even as he sides with the Libs ....

[Beowulf]

Pelosi wanting a bigger jet? Wait a minute! Airplanes are under attack by Libs because they pollute. Nice double standard!

I say this because at work our company is exploring ways to make airplanes more efficient. Besides going further on a fill-up, I don't see it happening.

[Wolfcounsel]

":moo:I don't think Pennville Bill was referring to her palms." --Longhorn_Platinum

:smack: OOP! You're right. After reading that reference to the South American monkey, I realize it was her hairy butt that needs shaving.<!-- / message --><!-- sig --> And her tail would afford her an even better grip also.

[DeclinetoState]

If Nancy were really sincere, she'd make the trip by Amtrak.

[Pennville_Bill]

If Nancy were really sincere, she'd make the trip by Amtrak.

I don't think that's the sort of rail she needs to leave town on............

[Patrick Henry]

How will Jane Fonda get to the protests???

[dPrasse]

How will Jane Fonda get to the protests???

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Welcome aboard Pelosi Airlines. Today’s movie will be An Inconvenient Truth. When we turn off the red light the wet bar will be open.