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DeclinetoState
02-19-2007, 09:57 PM
http://www.daytondailynews.com/shared-gen/blogs/dayton/realitytv/media/britneybald.jpg http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:gBfMcuMLbu_CgM:http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/carville_james.jpg

Air-Warrior
02-20-2007, 01:37 PM
Such a desperate cry for attention.

Does she think she's going to start some kind of fashion craze or did she lose a major bet with Michael Moore?

She's excused if the latter rationale (above) is true: Sleep with Micheal Moore or shave your head? Not such a tough act after all eh? :biggrin:

BuckeyeMike
02-20-2007, 04:55 PM
Those two could put their haeds together and make an ass of themselves.....
hey wait a minute....they do that even with a full head of hair.

DoctorDoom
02-21-2007, 04:32 PM
Her real daddy has finally been revealed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/BritVin.jpg

True Grace
02-21-2007, 04:42 PM
Parden my ignorance, Doctor Doom, but who is the man in the picture next to Britney Spears?

DoctorDoom
02-21-2007, 05:32 PM
Vin Diesel.

Lubbock
02-21-2007, 06:19 PM
I'm glad Grace asked so I didn't have to, but now I have to ask, who's Vin Diesel?

BuckeyeMike
02-21-2007, 07:38 PM
The man in the picture next to Britany Spears...........

Lubbock
02-21-2007, 07:46 PM
In flipping through the channels yesterday --or it might have been today, I heard an interesting theory as to why the dumb bitch shaved her head: her boyfriend or husband or whoever the guy is who fathered her children is trying to get custody, and in the suit he's alleged that the dumb bitch is a druggie [I don't doubt it for a minute] and has asked the court to drug test her. The test is done now with hair to determine what drugs and when they were taken. The dumb bitch shaved her head to avoid having to give a hair sample.

DeclinetoState
02-21-2007, 11:19 PM
I'm glad Grace asked so I didn't have to, but now I have to ask, who's Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel (born Mark Sinclair Vincent on July 18, 1967) is an American actor, writer, director, and producer. Diesel is also the founder of the production companies OneRace Films and Tigon Studios. Diesel is distinguished by a shaved head, athletic physique, tell-it-like-it-is attitude, and a deep, textured baritone voice.Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel)

Now you know.

Timberwolf
02-22-2007, 12:17 AM
I'm glad Grace asked so I didn't have to, but now I have to ask, who's Vin Diesel?The man in the picture next to Britany Spears...........
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I just KNEW that was coming!!

DoctorDoom
02-22-2007, 06:50 AM
Diesel's films (http://www.securityfocus.com/columnists/434) include "Pitch Black", "The Chronicles of Riddick" and "XXX".

Air-Warrior
02-22-2007, 07:50 AM
Her real daddy has finally been revealed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/BritVin.jpgMark Vincent? Nah, he's too much of a butt-kicker to have any genes in common with BS (nice initials girl).

Same goes for Jason Statham (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1697/Events/1697/JasonStath_Ausse_673501_400.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Statham,%20Jason)

Air-Warrior
02-22-2007, 07:54 AM
In flipping through the channels yesterday --or it might have been today, I heard an interesting theory as to why the dumb bitch shaved her head: her boyfriend or husband or whoever the guy is who fathered her children is trying to get custody, and in the suit he's alleged that the dumb bitch is a druggie [I don't doubt it for a minute] and has asked the court to drug test her. The test is done now with hair to determine what drugs and when they were taken. The dumb bitch shaved her head to avoid having to give a hair sample.SweeeeeeT!

Now the judge can order her head be plucked like a chicken with tweezers, to come up with the volume of hair necessary for a proper test! Enjoy the pain Britt!

Lazarus
03-01-2007, 09:31 AM
Oh for Crissakes, dont pollute the name and image of Vin Diesel with that subhuman gutter-rat posted next to Brittany the Brainless... :rotflmbo:

That's James Carvell, liberal asshole extrordinaire...

Wyatt_Junker
03-01-2007, 09:35 AM
Together, they look like my testicals.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/BritVin.jpg

Looks like I need to get shorn.

BEST45CAL
03-02-2007, 09:03 AM
SweeeeeeT!

Now the judge can order her head be plucked like a chicken with tweezers, to come up with the volume of hair necessary for a proper test! Enjoy the pain Britt!

Yeah. They can still find drugs if she's taken any in the last few months or so.

The length of the hair only gives them an approximate history of how long they've been taken.