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DoctorDoom
03-04-2007, 04:30 PM
In the amazing world of American politics, it often seems like the two major parties simply can't communicate, separated by the very words invented to describe the problems in the first place. For decades, the Democrats have been refining their Anti-American, Pro Victimology rhetoric until, in today's setting, they speak a powerful specialized language, like scientists or mathematicians. Even the smallest expression contains volumes of earlier thinking under its simple surface. Leftists have spent years distilling their endless self-pity and hollow complaints into a deliberately aggressive secret lingo which they understand among themselves, but exists only as a sinister, accusative mystery to those on the Right.

Here at Trilobyte, this enigmatic, encrypted, malignant claptrap is called "Libberish."

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Abortion: Post-conception contraception. That divine Democratic sacrament by which Liberal women can secretly expunge their bodies of the inconvenient results of their own licentious promiscuity. By sweeping their love affairs and irresponsible drunken rutting under the rug, Abortion elevates women into the ranks of the gods, deciding who will live and who will die. It shows the world that women have a greater claim on the lives of their children than do the children themselves, that the Unborn are mere property, like slaves (or furniture). In the Liberal world, Women are the smartest, wisest, most caring creatures in the cosmos, so when they turn on their own offspring and kill them, it must be a brilliant, compassionate decision, not to be questioned in any way. Those Conservatives who arrogantly maintain that Liberal women are shameless tramps (who view sex as mere recreation instead of procreation) and sleazy whores who, once maddened by their fear of pregnancy, labor and delivery become cowardly killers, destroying the most defenseless, vulnerable creature they can, the innocent child in their womb (the blameless child who can't even run away from the murderous grasp of its own mother), those Conservatives (most likely Christians) are the real extremists. They're bastards from Hell who just want to punish Democratic Women for having fun. They don't understand that it's a good, holy thing when Democrats kill the unborn.The Liberal Lexicon - A Conservative's Dictionary of Libberish (http://www.trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm)

HomeschoolrsRUs
03-04-2007, 04:47 PM
:claps: :claps: :claps: :claps: :claps:

Oh my golly, I simply MUST bookmark that! Gotta send that one to my Mom and all my conservative friends too! (all two of them, LOL) Perhaps I'll even send it to my liberal friends . . . . :evilgrin:

HomeschoolrsRUs
03-04-2007, 04:49 PM
Conservatives: The meanest, most evil, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, vicious, spiteful, hypocritical, greedy, brutal, immoral, mean spirited, negative bastards ever to walk the Earth. They hate everyone and everything. Completely without value or Compassion, willing tools of the International Business Community, they exploit and ruin everything they touch. They'd force people to live by working, force women to bear and raise inconvenient children, force old people out onto the streets to starve. They would turn back the course of history and create a worldwide medieval fiefdom with Rich Fat Cats (http://www.trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm#The Fat Cats:) lording it over a polluted planet of serfs. They'd put criminals in jail, or execute them just for fun. They want to see burning piles of homosexuals in the public square. They want to re-enslave Women and Minorities (http://www.trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm#Women-and-Minorities:). Conservatives are murderous, destructive Nazis (http://www.trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm#Nazis:). C (http://www.trilobyte-mag.com/lexicon.htm#Contents)

Maggie_T
03-04-2007, 04:56 PM
:thumb: Good find, Doc. A Hall of Famer, if I ever saw one.

Timberwolf
03-04-2007, 10:38 PM
Wuff!

This one is HoF material!!

Beowulf
03-05-2007, 11:03 AM
Great article, Doc! Awesome!