Groom Accused of Trying to Run Over Wife

[Rhino]

Groom Accused of Trying to Run Over Wife After Honeymoon in Vegas

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

SALT LAKE CITY — It was not the most romantic of honeymoons.

Police said a groom is in jail, accused of trying to run over his new wife after a weekend wedding in Las Vegas.

"We have a wedding certificate for (March) 4th. They were still honeymooning when he ran her over," said Lt. Paul Jaroscak, a spokesman for the Salt Lake County sheriff's office.....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257218,00.html

[DesertFox]

I TOLD you not to BITE, bitch!

[buckeyepete]

Sobered up and found her to be 'Coyote Ugly'.

[Federal Farmer]

Woman must have told him he was a small man, after which he proved her right.

[dPrasse]

He found out she was on the Libby jury ...

[Rhino]

I TOLD you not to BITE, bitch!Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw.

"Suck Mary Beth! Suck! Blow is just a figure of speech!"

[DeclinetoState]

From the end of Rhino's link:
Both have jail records and are "well known to the sheriff's office," he said.

[BuckeyeMike]

I've been married 42 years and I take a run at my wife every now and then too.....keeps her on her toes!

[CountryGent]

I TOLD you not to BITE, bitch!

DF.....You forgot that damn Spew Alert again!!!:D

[Wolfcounsel]

Is there a SPEW ALERT smilie around?:evilgrin: