Mayan Priests to "Purify" Site After GWB Leaves

[Patriot Heart]

:rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo: :rotflmbo:
I needed to start my morning with a laugh. What morons.

Priests to Purify Site After Bush Visit




By JUAN CARLOS LLORCA
The Associated Press
Friday, March 9, 2007; 12:20 AM

GUATEMALA CITY -- Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after President Bush visits next week, an official with close ties to the group said Thursday.
"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States, with the wars he has provoked, is going to walk in our sacred lands, is an offense for the Mayan people and their culture," Juan Tiney, the director of a Mayan nongovernmental organization with close ties to Mayan religious and political leaders, said Thursday.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/09/AR2007030900076.html

[CountryGent]

A few B-52's loaded with napalm would be a nice gesture from President Bush IMO......:thumb::thumb:

[Wolfcounsel]

Maya hee,
Maya hah,
Maya hoh,
Maya ha ha!


with apologies to Dragostea Din Tei, by O-Zone

[DoctorDoom]

"That a person like (Bush), with the persecution of our migrant brothers in the United States ...Persecution? You prattling pagan pissant, buy a clue: your "migrant brothers"—and what about your "migrant" sisters, you sexist, chauvinist pig—are swarming to America by the millions. How many have "migrated" to Guatemala?

Stuff your fatuous opinion up your Mayan rectum. You're expendable.

[DesertFox]

The "migrants" didn't like Mayalandia and love gringolandia. THAT is a disgrace to Mayalandia.

[Patrick Henry]

Mayans? They're still around? I thought they ran out of people to sacrifice to their false gods?

[DeclinetoState]

Mayans? They're still around? I thought they ran out of people to sacrifice to their false gods?No, that was the Aztecs. No wonder their neighbors were willing to help Cortez wipe them out, though.

The Maya civilization disappeared for reasons still largely unknown to archeologists a few hundred years before Columbus.

Can a pagan really "purify" anything?

[Air-Warrior]

Mayans? They're still around? I thought they ran out of people to sacrifice to their false gods?
If we're lucky, they'll rip each others' hearts out a la "Apocalypto"

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/movies/a/apocalypto/priest/281x211.jpg

[DesertFox]

I had a Guatemalan cadet a few years ago whose gramma was pure Mayan, and not Rigoberta Menchu.

[Maggie_T]

Ohhhhh, you're all being tho dithrethpectful of other people'th religion. You think Chrithtianity ith the only religion? Why you bigotths! :limp:

[Lubbock]

What Doc said.

Times two.

[DoctorDoom]

Ohhhhh, you're all being tho dithrethpectful of other people'th religion. You think Chrithtianity ith the only religion? Why you bigotths!In Rush's "liberal castrati" voice: "We are just SO mean!"

[PaulRevere]

Mayan priests will purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate "bad spirits" after President Bush visits next week

How? By riping the beating hearts out of women, children, and enemy captives and drenching temples in blood just like in the good ol' days?

[PaulRevere]

No, that was the Aztecs. No wonder their neighbors were willing to help Cortez wipe them out, though.

The Maya civilization disappeared for reasons still largely unknown to archeologists a few hundred years before Columbus.

Can a pagan really "purify" anything?
The best explanation was climate change. Jungles took over, increased rain leached the soil of nutrients so that corn would not grow.

[DeclinetoState]

The best explanation was climate change. Jungles took over, increased rain leached the soil of nutrients so that corn would not grow.Ah, so it was climate change. That means it really was Bush's fault. Now I understand the reason for the "purification."

[DoctorDoom]

BUSH CAUSED THE COLLAPSE OF THE MAYAN CIVILIZATION!

Get right on that, AlBore!

[Charity]

I thought the Mayans were all dead, sacrificed to the mud gods.

[Maggie_T]

How? By riping the beating hearts out of women, children, and enemy captives and drenching temples in blood just like in the good ol' days?



OUCH! That should certainly leave a mark. :thumb:

[DeclinetoState]

BUSH CAUSED THE COLLAPSE OF THE MAYAN CIVILIZATION!

Get right on that, AlBore!Fodder for his next documentary (unless the miserable failure (http://www.michaelmoore.com)--I still like doing that even if "Googlebombing" doesn't work anymore--gets onto it first, that is!).