John F Kerry announces new aircraft carrier ...

[dPrasse]

If elected President , Kerry , to show his strong support and great faith in the US military , will announce the commissioning of a new class of Aircraft carrier .
http://www.danegerus.com/weblog/images/KerryClassAircraftCarrier.jpg

[DesertFox]

Pressed by reporters and rather than betray personal ambition, the modest Kerry suggested that the new model carrier be called the USS Rusty Bucket.

[DeclinetoState]

If they name a carrier after Dennis Kucinich, what will it look like?

If they name one after Hillary Clinton, what will it look like?

If they name one after Ted Kennedy, where will it sink?

[BuckeyeMike]

Nobody in the Navy wants to get assigned to the USS Ted Kennedy....nobody has ever completed a tour....alive!

[bannerman]

If elected President , Kerry , to show his strong support and great faith in the US military , will announce the commissioning of a new class of Aircraft carrier .
http://www.danegerus.com/weblog/images/KerryClassAircraftCarrier.jpg

it DOES have a very SMALL carbon footprint

and rumor has it that al-gore-zowie took part in the design process

[dPrasse]

Very true , Banner ... an eco-friendly carrier !

[dPrasse]

If they name a carrier after Dennis Kucinich, what will it look like?

USS Kucinich ?
Right from his Dept of Peace ...
http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/hertford%20flower%20barge-thumb.jpg


If they name one after Hillary Clinton, what will it look like?

The USS Hillary Clinton will hae a short flight deck , built for SToL operation ...
here is a top secret pic of one of the experimental planes designed for the USS Hillary ..
http://www.netaxs.com/~mhmyers/cdjpgs/witchfly.jpg


If they name one after Ted Kennedy, where will it sink?

Here are pics of the catapult operations onboard the USS Teddy Kennedy ...

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/111564.jpg

[Johnnybegood]

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