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DeclinetoState
03-26-2007, 06:13 PM
“I’d Like A Stack Of The Wide-Ruled Panda Poop Paper Please…”
Manufacturing.Net - March 26, 2007

BEIJING (AP) –There’s a new Chinese saying: When life hands you panda poop, make paper. Researchers at a giant panda reserve in southern China are looking for paper mills to process their surplus of fiber-rich panda excrement into high quality paper.

Liao Jun, a researcher at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base in Sichuan province, said the idea came to them after a visit to Thailand last year where they found paper made from elephant dung. They thought panda poop would produce an even finer quality paper, he said.

The base is currently in talks with several paper mills on how to turn the droppings of Jing Jing, Ke Bi, Ya Ya and dozens of other pandas at the base into reams of office paper and rolls of wrapping paper, said Liao.
Source (http://manufacturing.net/article/CA6427617.html)

Wolfcounsel
03-26-2007, 06:24 PM
Oh crap! Don't nobody tell me our toilet paper comes from China, please.

DeclinetoState
03-26-2007, 06:26 PM
Check the label on the package your roll came in, Wolf!

DesertFox
03-26-2007, 06:47 PM
I can donate some cat shit.

BuckeyeMike
03-26-2007, 08:14 PM
Hell, with all the fibre my wife makes ME eat....................uh..nemmind!

UnkHiram
03-26-2007, 08:34 PM
Actually Rush talked about this today on his program. I agree with him, I can hardly wait till the NY Times is printed on it, so that I can say "I Don't Need to Read that Crap"

DeclinetoState
03-26-2007, 11:22 PM
What if they start making Kleenex<sup>TM</sup> out of Panda poop?

buckeyepete
03-27-2007, 06:29 AM
Hell, with all the fibre my wife makes ME eat....................uh..nemmind!

She's gotta take the paper plate and napkin away from ya, bro..........that round white thing is NOT a soft shell tortilla and that soft square thing is not lettuce.

Lynn, cut the prongs offen his forks, the boy's gonna hurt himself.:nono:

Air-Warrior
03-27-2007, 11:52 AM
Every well-dressed lib will demand to use them as facial tissue.

That's when my favorite prank will be to walk up to them and tell them, "Hey, you've got something BROWN on the end of your nose!" :biggrin: