dPrasse
03-31-2007, 08:24 AM
Hillary realizes her campaign may be in trouble in the US Heartland , so Bill and Hillary go shopping and buy overalls ,red plaid shirts , red bandana handkerchiefs , etc ... you know , all the stuff a Liberal Elitest thinks Hicks from Podunk wear ...
Then , to look more "Hickish" , the buy a Golden Retriever dog ...
So , out they drive in their ol' pickem up truck to Podunk America to campaign ...
They come across a small ton and decide to start the campaign there ...
They walk into the small bar , and ask for 2 beers (in Hillary's finest "Red neck drawl )
As they sit at the bar pretending to enjoy their beer , town folks keep coming into the bar and lifting their dogs tail , then walking away ...
Finally , Hillary asks if this is some strange tradition for greeting strangers in town ....
Bar tender laughs and says
"Shucks no !! Word on the street is there is a Golden Retriever in the bar with 2 assholes ..."
Then , to look more "Hickish" , the buy a Golden Retriever dog ...
So , out they drive in their ol' pickem up truck to Podunk America to campaign ...
They come across a small ton and decide to start the campaign there ...
They walk into the small bar , and ask for 2 beers (in Hillary's finest "Red neck drawl )
As they sit at the bar pretending to enjoy their beer , town folks keep coming into the bar and lifting their dogs tail , then walking away ...
Finally , Hillary asks if this is some strange tradition for greeting strangers in town ....
Bar tender laughs and says
"Shucks no !! Word on the street is there is a Golden Retriever in the bar with 2 assholes ..."