What Liberals and Terrorists Want

[noncom]

What Liberals and Terrorists Want:


1. For the US to leave Iraq and stop trying to “impose democracy” on the Middle East;


2. For the US to stop supporting, defending, and supplying arms to Israel;


3. For the US to “support our troops” by taking them out of harm’s way;


4. A constant stream of front-page stories in the media about “atrocities” committed by US soldiers;


5. Constant claims that the US “can’t win” against terrorists;


6. News reports portraying terrorists as unstoppable supervillans: sort of like Lex Luthor only a little smarter and a lot more pious;


7. More dialogue between elected western officials and self-proclaimed terrorist "leaders;"


8. No action taken to prevent Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons;


9. George Bush out of office;


10. Worldwide unity, and an end to all this violence.


I put this list together a while back after I constantly found myself using "liberals and terrorists" as a single phrase when talking about the war on terror; especially when it comes to media coverage. Frankly, I don't see a hair's width of difference between them.

I don't recall ever hearing a liberal refer to any terrorist in anything less than reverential terms. To hear liberals tell it, these mental basket cases are the closest things liberals have to gods: We are powerless before them; we must honor their every whim; if we oppose them, our soldiers will all be slaughtered like hapless sheep; for every one that's killed, ten more spring like mythical beasts from the desert sands...

Seriously, can somebody show me a recent New York Times article on terrorism that doesn't look like it was written by Osama bin Ladin's publicist?

[DoctorDoom]

Liberals worship terrorists, now that they no longer have the Soviet Union to cherish. They're cut from the same cloth, but the libs don't have the nads to act on their hatred of America and Jews.

[DesertFox]

I don't recall ever hearing a liberal refer to any terrorist in anything less than reverential terms. To hear liberals tell it, these mental basket cases are the closest things liberals have to gods: We are powerless before them; we must honor their every whim; if we oppose them, our soldiers will all be slaughtered like hapless sheep; for every one that's killed, ten more spring like mythical beasts from the desert sands...Also: 911 was OUR fault. If we fight Islam we're murderers. Our people whom they behead had it coming. They're on "the right side of history" and we're on "the losiing side of history." We're evil and they're just misguided and if we just put up with them long enough they'll come to their senses (this was FDR's approach to Stalin, btw).

[Wolfcounsel]

Yep. I will be glad to answer the two top questions of my great-grandchildren:

1. What's a pinko?
2. What's a sand monkey?

The sooner those two species of asshole become extinct, the better.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:unsmile: I would imagine that if terrorists ever succeed in conquering the United States, the liberals will be the first ones persecuted.

[ConservativeFV]

Also: 911 was OUR fault.

Actually, many go even worse and say "We deserved 9/11."

[Naturalized-Texan]

Liberals support terrorists for the same reason that they supported Communists: They see no enemies on the left.

[noncom]

:unsmile: I would imagine that if terrorists ever succeed in conquering the United States, the liberals will be the first ones persecuted.
Liberals will readily agree to any demand the Islamofascists ever make. Not just that, but they even heartily endorse the Islamofascist agenda. But Muslims openly DESPISE their liberal allies, and they make no bones about constantly stating that as clearly as they possibly can.

The Communists gleefully adopted their little "useful idiots" - Hell, they acted almost affectionate toward them at times. If the Soviets had succeeded in their goals of conquest, some of them might even have shed a tear or two when they had to euthanize all their quirky liberal pets.

But Muslims, at every opportunity, openly express their utter contempt and hatred for absolutely everything that liberals are and their frenetic desire to destroy every belief that liberals hold dear.

I think that's why liberals were always a little bit hesitant about openly admitting their affiliation with Communism. But now that they've found an even MORE abusive relationship, they're hopelessly smitten.

And the more we try to point out their lovers' flaws, the more stridently liberals will attack us and defend the Islamofascists: "No, no. They don't really mean anything by the things they do. They're only acting out because YOU keep criticizing them all the time! If you'll just get out of our way and let me give them enough unconditional love and acceptance, they'll change; I just know they will."

[Longhorn_Platinum]

noncom:
I don't recall ever hearing a liberal refer to any terrorist in anything less than reverential terms.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l294/Longhorn_Platinum/semi-serious.gif I have. Just wait until a terrorist blows up an abortion chamber.

[DesertFox]

LP nailed it. Islam will lose its halo if it blows up an abortion mill or takes out an abortion doctor.