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Naturalized-Texan
04-09-2007, 10:57 AM
Alaska bitter cold freezes sea otters out of bay causing early deaths (http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/wildlife/story/8776492p-8677949c.html)

An extra-cold winter on the Alaska Peninsula has frozen sea otters out of the bay and pushed them onto the tundra near Port Heiden where they're easy prey for wolves, humans and hunger.

Some of the starving animals -- with ribs showing -- have waddled or belly-slid several miles inland, residents said. Others have been attacked by dogs near houses, killed by villagers for their hides, or died on sea ice where eagles and foxes pick at their remains.

No one knows how many have come ashore in the unusual exodus, said Mark Kosbruk, village fire chief. Natives have skinned at least 17 to make hats, gloves and blankets from the luxurious pelts.

They've clubbed some with 2-by-4s or axe handles, shot others and collected a couple of frozen carcasses, he said. Several rotted before they could be gathered or died on the sea ice where people won't travel.

DeclinetoState
04-09-2007, 12:17 PM
Well, when's Greenpeace coming?

noncom
04-09-2007, 12:55 PM
Well, when's Greenpeace coming?
That's easy: the day they can figure out a way to blame George Bush for Global Cooling.

DoctorDoom
04-09-2007, 01:12 PM
Come now! Global warming is responsible for this brutal cold. Ask Saint AlBore. He'll tell you because he's brilliant and he knows more than Dr. Richard Lindzen of MIT—Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Meteorology, Department of Earth, Atmospheric and Planetary Sciences—about climate change. He said so, so it must be so.

DeclinetoState
04-09-2007, 03:49 PM
Ask Saint AlBore. He'll tell you because he's brilliant and he knows more than Dr. Richard Lindzen of MIT . . .Probably the only MIT prof that Al thinks is brilliant is Noam Chomsky.

buckeyepete
04-09-2007, 05:23 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!URGENT REQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO: ALGORD, LORD ALMIGHTY OF THE 'HEAT WAVE'

Please send all the 'carbonfeetprints' you can to 'SOS' (Save our Seals) up here in Alasks. Price is no object.........just send the bill to Greenpeace at our new office at: FPO, Pheonix, AriDzona. Our Mexican registered ships leave our office daily to Alaska, to SOS.

DesertFox
04-09-2007, 09:01 PM
Poor little bastids.

DoctorDoom
04-09-2007, 09:23 PM
Nature is harsh. It's certainly not the first time this has happened, and it won't be the last (until 2040, when Earth will be burned to a white-hot cinder because of CO2 fron SUVs).

DesertFox
04-09-2007, 09:45 PM
I thought by 2040 we'd be in a deep freeze from all the ice cubes made by malfunctioning microwaves.