Caption the Nut Job

[DeclinetoState]

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[Nutrider99]

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Nuclear ambitions? What nuclear ambitions?

[DesertFox]

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My mind is so powerful. My mind is a nuclear reactor.
My mind operates on the quantum principle. My mind
is electrons whizzing and bosons whirring and leptons
leaping and protons prating. My mind -- my mind -- I
have lost my mind!

[Rhino]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070409/capt.xhs11604091633.iran_nuclear_xhs116.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=nU2krn5AleoE51cqPwR_mw--As you can see, I continue to get my balls hopelessly entangled in stuff I know nothing about.

[Wolfcounsel]

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I am arresting the crew of the Nimitz next and I am not be so merciful dis time around!

[buckeyepete]

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We spend all this ALLADAMNED money on this nuk shit, and not one MOHAMEDDAMNED camel turd on a BIC RAZOR. What's the problem?


( Come and get ME asswipes!!):evilgrin:

[DeclinetoState]

Questions:

Rhino, where did the third ball come from?

Buckeyepete, do you think he uses the same crummy razor that Yasser Arafat used to use?

[buckeyepete]

Yup! Dulled by years of scraping camel shit from around their mouths.......

[S-T]

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1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. But your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.

And that's the way ya do it!

This concludes today's lesson on how to impress your 72 virgins.

[Jag Wife]

Hi boys and girls. My name is Mr. Iminthemoodforajihad, and today I'd like to show you the yellow cake uranium I bought from my good friends in Syria. Between visits with that hot mama, Nancy Pelosi, the Syrians like to sell me yellow cake uranium. Too bad you can't eat it. While I'm spending money on yellow cake uranium, my people are starving to death.

[Rhino]

Rhino, where did the third ball come from?Dude be deformed.

[cerebraldebris]

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I'd like to introduce you to our new General Jihad, whom we welcome with open arms...

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