Caption Paris and her watch

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.bornrich.org/images/r_paris_hilton_luxury_watch_collection.jpg

"You mean it tells what time it is? Like, wow!"

[Lubbock]

A Blond Nappy Headed Ho Discovers Time.

[dPrasse]

Does this watch make me look too skinny ?

[dPrasse]

A Blond Nappy Headed Ho Discovers Time.

BWWAAHHAAA!!!

[buckeyepete]

http://www.bornrich.org/images/r_paris_hilton_luxury_watch_collection.jpg

It's a genuine ROLEX given to me by my best gangsta al sharpx2klb and Mickey's left hand is on the 6 and his right hand is on 3 so it's 9 0'clock. And his pee-pee is going around real fast so it's COCAINE TIME AGAIN!

[Charity]

You want to know what time it is? It's time to buy a watch cuz if you knew what time it is, you would know that It's night time and night time ain't no time to be in dis neighborhood.

[DesertFox]

http://www.bornrich.org/images/r_paris_hilton_luxury_watch_collection.jpg

Dunno what it is but
I'm gonna fuq it

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.bornrich.org/images/r_paris_hilton_luxury_watch_collection.jpg
"This tells me how many squares to use when I go. For instance, if I have to go right now, I can use 12 squares, since that's the biggest number on my watch. Now . . . how much is 12? Is that like 1 and 2?"