Paris Hilton--Faced with a Potential Sentence for a Truly Simple Life

[DeclinetoState]

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
17-Apr-2007
Written by: Allison Zimmer

Jail date is set for Paris Hilton, after driving drunk and with a suspended license.

It seems like everyone is against Paris Hilton these days, from jealous critics who denounce her fame, to the city of Los Angeles. A court date has been set for the celebutante, accompanied by some potentially severe consequences.

According to the city attorney's office, Paris was pulled over on February 27 with a suspended license, a bad combination when paired with a probation for driving under the influence of alcohol.More (http://thecelebritycafe.com/features/9646.html)

[DeclinetoState]

More (http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/paris_hilton_says_her_life_will_be_over.php)"She's the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She's been crying a lot, especially when she's been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart."Heiress, go to Virginia and tell people how you're afraid your "life will be over." Nearly three dozen people's lives there truly are over now--and most of them were probably younger than you. You may have heard about it. It was in the news.

[Riverboat]

Why do I get the feeling this is the plot outline of her next porno movie?

[Rhino]

They'll let her off with a slap on the wrist.

If not, can we get a reality show of her in jail? That would be infinitely more entertaining than anything else she's done.

[DeclinetoState]

She's been crying a lot, especially when she's been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart.Airhead, er, Heiress, if you want something to cry about . . . here's an example of what you may look like in a few years if you don't lay off the booze:

http://dojak.net/blogpix/kennedy.jpg

Yes, Paris dear, this could be you before you know it.

[PrezLeefun]

That bitch needs to wake up. People really have their lives over and not with the cute pink diamond encrustings she has.

[BEST45CAL]

I'd be shocked if she went to jail.

[DoctorDoom]

... from jealous critics who denounce her fame ...On what is her "fame" based? On her daddy's name? What has she actually done to merit being famous, other than "starring" in an Internet porn video? She and ANS are media creations, period.

[DeclinetoState]

What has she actually done to merit being famous, other than "starring" in an Internet porn video?Lots of people (I assume) have "starred" in Internet porn videos without becoming famous. Paris' only claim to fame is her last name--and/or the fact she was named after a hotel.

What did the Motel 6 people name their spoiled brat daughter--Pocatello 6?

[Maggie_T]

"She's the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She's been crying a lot, especially when she's been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart."

That depends on what the meaning of the word 'life' is. :whistle:

[DeclinetoState]

If Paris weren't the butt of so many jokes, she wouldn't need to worry about becoming a has-been. She'd be a never-was.