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Rhino
04-19-2007, 11:59 AM
'Sex Theme Park' Introduces the Spankometer

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

This theme park offers wild rides ... and we're not talking bumper cars.

The Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships opened in the British capital Wednesday promising thrills of the amorous kind, the London Sun reports.

Within its plush confines is a veritable cornucopia of boudoir behavior, from lessons on how to do a striptease to a display on spanking called the "Spankometer."

And though the British press has already labeled the Amora the "Sex Theme Park," organizers hope visitors will expand their horizontal horizons.

"We want people to go away thinking wow, I've really learnt something," said Sarah Brewer, the academy's director.

But the exhibits may have the more prudish patron seeing red.

"Sex shouldn't be embarrassing," Brewer said. "It's a very important part of human nature and if you get embarrassed about it, you can't explore and enjoy it properly."....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,266862,00.html

CountryGent
04-19-2007, 12:11 PM
Why don't the Brits have the gumption to legalize prostitution and get on with it? :rotflmbo::rotflmbo:

Smoke and mirrors for a Cathouse.....how novel.:D

Riverboat
04-19-2007, 01:28 PM
Keep your eyes open for news reports of public school kids taking a special field trip.

altekruge
04-19-2007, 01:49 PM
I hear the Brits are more intelligent and civilized than we here in America. I guess this is an example.

Creiko
04-19-2007, 02:21 PM
I hear the Brits are more intelligent and civilized than we here in America. I guess this is an example.
Exactly how does this promote STDs?

CountryGent
04-19-2007, 02:24 PM
Exactly how does this promote STDs?


Moonbat Alert!!!:rolleyes:

Creiko
04-19-2007, 02:29 PM
Moonbat Alert!!!:rolleyes:


Ah, ok. So anything about sex (other than discouraging it) = promoting STDs. Thank you for showing me the light.

DeclinetoState
04-19-2007, 02:49 PM
Will we see Princess Camilla and Prince Charles there? Or how about Helen Mirren, the woman who accepted the Academy Award for playing the Queen while wearing no panties (http://127.0.0.1:4664/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efreeconservatives%2Ec om%2Fvb%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D44930&src=8&schema=2&s=gqxN6JP6jsCHSoCyC4U-ghUML5s) under her dress?

DesertFox
04-22-2007, 07:53 PM
Sex shouldn't be embarrassing It ain't when it's done in private.

I gotta admit, though, that porking Pam Anderson in public would be worth a whole lotta embarrassment.

Jag Wife
04-22-2007, 08:26 PM
Anybody taking bets on how long before the miffed muslims shut this thing down?

DoctorDoom
04-22-2007, 08:46 PM
Exactly how does this promote STDs?Your juvenile naivete is refreshing. In the adult world, promiscuous sex is the means to the end.