More global hoax scare-mongering

[PaulRevere]

Scientists have even speculated that a slight increase in Earth's rotation rate could result, along with other changes. Glaciers, already receding, will disappear. Epic floods will hit some areas while intense drought will strike others. Humans will face widespread water shortages. Famine and disease will increase. Earth’s landscape will transform radically, with a quarter of plants and animals at risk of extinction.

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/scientists-offer-frightening-forecast/20070421184009990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

[Beowulf]

Guess I'm dead. I drink alot of water.

[DoctorDoom]

This gloom & doom forecast is brought to us by the people who seldom get next week's weather right.

The bullshit and fearmongering on that page are shameless. Did AlBore write it?