Steyn: Let's be realistic about reality

[DoctorDoom]

Within hours of the Virginia Tech massacre, the New York Times had identified the problem: ''What is needed, urgently, is stronger controls over the lethal weapons that cause such wasteful carnage and such unbearable loss.''

According to the Canadian blogger Kate MacMillan, a caller to her local radio station went further and said she was teaching her children to ''fear guns.''

Overseas, meanwhile, the German network NTV was first to identify the perpetrator: To accompany their report on the shootings, they flashed up a picture of Charlton Heston touting his rifle at an NRA confab.

And at Yale, the dean of student affairs, Betty Trachtenberg, reacted to the Virginia Tech murders by taking decisive action: She banned all stage weapons from plays performed on campus. After protests from the drama department, she modified her decisive action to "permit the use of obviously fake weapons" such as plastic swords.Let's be realistic about reality (http://www.suntimes.com/news/steyn/351710,CST-EDT-STEYN22.article)

Remember when America was one nation under God, the land of the free and the home of the brave? And then came liberalism.

[DesertFox]

These people are too abysmally stupid to feel embarrassment or shame. Their stupidity has plumbed new depths. They are so stupid, they brush their teeth with Drano. So stupid, they take Tylenol for a broken heart. So stupid, they blame the instrument rather than the person wielding it with evil intent.

Stupid, uncomprehending sluts. Stupid fuqfaced faggots. Stupid arrogant asshats. Stupid crapass crocks.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

[Wolfcounsel]

Two depraved misfits of crushing stupidity (to judge from their diaries) had nevertheless identified precisely the easiest murder victims in the twin-state area. To promote vulnerability as a moral virtue is not merely foolish. Like the new Yale props department policy, it signals to everyone that you're not in the real world. --from DoctorDoom's link

Read how those two dumbasses showed the world that anti-gun cowards are dumber than crushing stupidity. Especially you "progressive pinkos" out there.

[pRIMrose]

Like my good friend Maxine says, "Stupid should hurt!" And it looks like it did. The party of MLAH's are FUBAR, and always will be. Every single pathetic socialistic solution they come up with becomes another nail in the Constitution. <!--StartFragment --> http://www.gopusa.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smash.gif

[ThomasMore]

These people are too abysmally stupid to feel embarrassment or shame. Their stupidity has plumbed new depths. They are so stupid, they brush their teeth with Drano. So stupid, they take Tylenol for a broken heart. So stupid, they blame the instrument rather than the person wielding it with evil intent.

Stupid, uncomprehending sluts. Stupid fuqfaced faggots. Stupid arrogant asshats. Stupid crapass crocks.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Or, as elaborated in the flame to end all flames:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

[Tracker2001]

Hmm, putting on my super sarcastic hat for a second...lol. If liberals really cared about showing that guns caused violence, rather then evil people that USE the guns. I know it is shocking to imply that guns don't do these things on their own...lol. Anyway back to my point. If they really wanted to stop the evil guns. They would take the guns, swords, pencils, blocks of wood, hand to hand combat, laser weapons, and just abotu anything else that can harm someone off our movie screens...lol.


Ok I can't contiue this insanity without laughing. I have to turn off my sarcastic hat for a bit and rejoin you in the real world now. Could you imagine living in a world like that? How come it is that Conservatives (and clear thinking people) seek to confront evil in all its forms? While liberals want to hide from evil, or just flat out ignore it even exists thinking that will protect them.

Does anyone here recall the movie Titanic? The part where the ship is sinking and everyone is rushing to get life vests and to the boats. The Liberals remind me of the people that just sat down and ignored it, and played music...lol. Instead of facing the fact that the ship was sinking, they chose to ignore it and play music. This seems to be the mind set that all liberals have. Maybe it is some kind of mental disorder that has yet to be clasified I don't know. They seem to be devoid of logic.

You can take that to any example you want. Guns, heck since the gun can be used to hurt people lets ignore the fact that evil people (i.e. criminals) use them to hurt others, while good people use them to protect themselves and others. They look at that and say hey, lets take all the guns away that way no one can hurt anyone (wow great idea), yeah if your in kindergarden maybe..lol. :confused:

:listen: Using that logic we should get rid of all motor vehicles, planes, guns, 2 by 4's, knives, swords, hands (hey they can kill too). Oh yeah and liberals also, hey liberals can kill millions of people by their illogical thinking if they are ever in charge....lol. Ok I got a little sarcastic there once again I just couldn't help myself. :biggrin:

[MrSanity]

Destroying the Constitution has consequences.

This case is no exception.