Paris Hilton's new home

[DeclinetoState]

Jail Cell where Paris Hilton will do her 45 Days (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=572_1178373761)

[libertyman]

I heard on Drudge last night that her safety may be in doubt & that she had better watch her back, due to many of the, uhhhhhh, "masculine" female prisoners she will hafta deal w/ during her stay.

Not sure yet if she will be given only 1 sheet of toilet paper per sitting tho.

[CountryGent]

I can't believe that some of the Liberals are whining that the judge sentenced a "sober" woman to jail and he (the judge) is dead wrong.

The Libs are saying that violating her parole conditions is no reason to put this rich bitch in prison.

Lord please give me some relief from the amount of stupidity I am seeing in this great Country....sigh..........

[Riverboat]

No carpet?

Oh, wait. Not until she gets her roommate.

[DesertFox]

The little ho can get it on with all the other boy hos in jail, and write a book to tell us all about it, and make a sleaze movie about it, and buy her very own jail house so she can continue to live that alternative lifestyle without judges pestering her.

I mean, after all, Paris is a sophisticated ho about town. All the judge had to do was sorta, you know, wink wink his eyebrows and she'da monicated him and who cares about the law and all those annoying little people?

[DoctorDoom]

Po' widdle baby. I'd feel for her, but my Hazmat suit is at the cleaners.

She should be elated that this isn't a real prison, e.g., Devil's Island or the Rock.